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Fuck that, absolutely no-one that’s so shite in their domestic league that they’re finishing in the mid teens should be getting in the Champions League End of

It doesn’t, which is why people were saying winning the Europa is easier than in previous years And so it should be

Would rather listen to me nana and granda having a threesome with the headmaster from me primary school than that Thunderstruck / Toon Toon mash up

Knocked out Champions League teams shouldn’t be able to drop into Europa Winner of Europa League shouldn’t get into the next seasons Champions League End of discussion

Catts for me like

I do believe Mr George Orwell eloquently summed up the Makem Paradox: To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that Mag success was impossible and that the Massive Lads Fans are the guardian of democracy

that’s because xG is made up nonsense

Proof, if it were needed, that xG is utter codswallop

NUFC paid SWFC millions of billions in compensation to take that useless fat sack of shite Bruce off their hands and yet they'd still fancy having Ashley as owner Put them in the dictionary under the definition of Daft Cunts

Someone asked me recently why I refuse to shop at any Frasers owned stores It was an innocent question, but even though I'd only got a mere 40 minutes into my rant I could sense that they definitely regretted asking it

I’d wager that a scurrilous rumour scrawled in biro on the wall of a cubicle in a men’s public toilet is more likely to be true than something written in the Daily Mail

Is (fan)Frank a legit ITK sauce with his finger on the pulse of our CEO recruitment process and would be privy to who had sent their CV's in ? Only asking because I've never heard of the cunt Call me a Doubting Thomas, but if it's on the Twatter I just presume it's 100% lies and then wait to see if it can be proved otherwise

Anyone reckon Watkins has got a goal in him ?

Watkins will score

Equaliser Extra time Pelanties PSG win Villa agony Beans blown Defeated, demoralised, defenestrated NUFC then crush the broken hearted brummies

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-RVI

Super Cal Can't Go Ballistic His Injuries Are Atrocious

Included at all And what makes it worse is that Uncal Mick is a titan of English Literature and one of the world’s leading authorities on the works of Shakespeare and Chaucer

It looked to me like a load of them were tightly packed into one section (half way down, towards the Milburn side) which would explain a few of the empty seats, but not all of them

The thing that I hate most about that photo and it really, really, really, boils my piss The apostrophe in Makem’s

Lest we forget

Their obsession with the money we’ve spent is a proper crease when we’re consistently beating teams like Man Utd and Chelsea, who’ve spent millions of billions and have players on 3x the wages of our highest earners Makematics at its finest

This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen

Basically, everyone is listing all illnesses that either they, or someone they know, has had in the last few weeks All I’ve got to contribute is that Mark Paxton caught knobrot off some tart