Elbel1

Gone for Man City, Barnsley and Coventry Pays just over 5/1 at Ladbrokes Just seen the odds for Villa Should have added them on

Portsmouth fc the only club in English football where you are encouraged to throw coins onto the pitch

HMRC just rang Peter Storrie to say that he is doing a great job running the club and not to worry about a thing 'Really?' was the incredulous reply 'no' said HMRC, 'i'm winding you up' badoom tish

I can understand Joe Coles full name being there to avoid confusion with Carlton but it's not as if anyone is going to think John Lennon has been selected. Are they?

With a bottle?

Cole - Johnson - Brown - Baines

West Brom Stoke Swansea Pays 7/1 ish at Coral

It's nowt to do with the price tag though, Martins was never a 'No.9' striker - more like 10. re our last No 10. £17 million for a striker. I would expect him to try

Has she not got ironing to do?

And have a basic grasp of the offside rule

She will be in all the papers soon telling her side of the story If she hires a really good publicist there could even be a reality series in it for her where she whores herself around the Greek islands - 'TT (Toni Terry) Isle of Men Grand Pricks' Or she could do a Cheryl and be a judge on X factor

I don't think sloths do action poses

If you bend the rules a bit to include dreadlocks you could have Gullit in there Sure he played a few pre season friendlies for us At Dundee I think

Paul Lake - Man City player from '80s

Lescott got similar hype at Everton due to the number of goals he scored Cahill gets his hype for being a very good defender

What he just said Apart from the 5th striker bit

perm signing for the middle of midfield.....................has to be john trewick. Or Nicky Butt

Or he could hire a billboard opposite the chairmans office and put a massive copy of his payslip on it.

How could I forget the most obvious of all....... Me!

Added, feel free to change your vote (God I hate that smiley) Thanks, but after much deliberation i think I will keep Terry there Cheers

Terry, Rio, Upson and Cahill Would have been Jagielka but he hasn't played this season so unsur as to how much his injury has affected him Lescott isn't good enough anymore (He was always over hyped due to the goals he scored) Why no Williamson? He's a colossus. Walk round him

Nigel Clough - Top, top player til Souness got his hands on him

for some bizzare reason I had a dream the other night that Barca signed Arda Turan. Would be a pretty good signing for you's imo. I once dreamt that barca signed me. Even in my dreams I was so shit that I cost the manager his job

No it isn't

I voted no as I believe that Terry has come to represent everything that is wrong about the modern day footballer. Self serving, odious and loathsome Having said that I am struggling to think of a suitable replacement Easy option is to support Spain instead