Dr.Spaceman

What's going on with her eyes ffs, just shat my pants there.

My goodness - Natalie Sawyer's scary eyes!

So basically we're struggling to get players over the line either way. What a mess we are

What's the joke?

No wonder they looked at Cabaye.

He's went to WBA.

Ngolo Kante Date of birth: 29.03.1991 Place of birth: Paris Age: 22 Height: 1,69 Nationality: France Mali Position: Midfield - Central Midfield Foot: right Market value: 50.000 £ 50.000 €

This Kante has got tits. Or pecs, not sure which.

A signing, amazing, oh wait, why the fuck are we after him?

Their signings are a shitter version of Manchester's shitty little spree when that bent Chinese PM bought them out.

What the fuck has happened to the world, man

Gouffran on the bench with Shola starting gets on my tits.

Like we're that careful about anything

Tim loves the toon, man, he'll still be tweeting things like that on the eve of El Classico when he's about to line up for Barca.

Time of the month lads?

Heard they've had over 50 applications for the manager's role, including Dean Saunders and Terry Burton (ex-Wimbledon). Hope they don't go for another local manager with no reputation, they need someone who can attract players from other areas, reckon Saunders would be able to do that.

Ryan Taylor, Tim Krul and Rob Elliott.

Malcolm Marshall

Cue ten new signings tomorrow morning.

Lenny Pidgey Jay Spearow Andy Golem Krabby Agbonlahor Jolteon Lescott Michele Dratini And since when were there over 650 different types of Pokemon?!

He's big and manages to win a few headers against average defenders, by the looks of it.

Agreed. Tiote's a shoe-in though

I was pissing myself when he tackled himself, proper reminded me of the gif of the horse falling over the ball.

Still think he's a bit naive at times, especially considering he's 28 and he should know better than to get caught flat footed or stick a boot in when he should jockey the player onto his weaker foot. Miles better than the Man City game, though you'd expect that given the difference in opposition.

What a shite day. Last time I ever go in the posh seats as well. Absolute waste of a day. Fuck off NUFC.