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Could see him headbutting Eddie and screaming “you could have given me a pre-season at least, you rank slut” after being subbed off after 30 mins

One of the more ridiculous articles I’ve seen in months

CJ, sounds like a 90s sitcom character, I’m in

Dickheads

I’m absolutely positive we’ll sign another striker even if it’s a young development prospect relying on potential rather than anything proven

It is and it isn’t. He’s one of the few players we could get a fee out of. I’d prefer to sell but it’s not easy selling a player who can’t play more than one in three matches. If he does stay, at least we know he can perform

Yeah, KK’s return the second time was bigger than Isak for me. Isak as a signing was the biggest high I’ve had as he was my dream signing for that window and one I thought wasn’t possible

He came back from an ACL and managed the load extremely well. He got like an ankle niggle but he didn’t actually have any knee issues did he? Which is the main concern. There’s nothing to suggest he’s some kind of sick note

Yeah, I think we can all agree that Tino’s career’s probably done at this point. Time to find a new RB, anyone heard of a lad called Frimpong?

This is it. We’re fishing in deep waters here and are probably being extremely selective about players. They’re likely needing to tick almost every box for us: age, position, attitude, no baggage, potential value to increase, potential to be among the best in their position etc. We’re a slightly difficult sell for players that meet all those criteria

Aye, ask questions of us but 🙏 please at all costs don’t ask questions of Chelsea for paying themselves £10m for each sandwich they sell filled with Boehly’s jizz

Tonali will

“Broadly break even” sweet nectar of the Gods. We’re going to be dining out on purples

There’s almost no question he’ll play for England at senior level a significant amount unless he has issues with injuries

Brummie accent cutting through like nails down a chalkboard there

It’s a nope at that price or even close to it

Let today be the day lads and lasses

Would go against Howe’s golden rule of only dropping people when they don’t perform

Isak is just an insanely gifted footballer

I’m ready to assault someone if we don’t make a signing soon, Thiaw or not

Wat?

Slams transfer situation? Seems intense

A misstep I feel, but we’ll see

SUSTAINABILITY!

Don’t get the hype, no thanks from me