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These social media updates ever correlate with the starting 11?

Sounds like it might just be for today’s match

It means very rare. Specifically in Isak’s case it would refer to the fact that he’s got height, exceptional dribbling ability and pace as well as great technical ability in striking a ball. I think the thing that makes him particularly unique regarding those traits is his height as normally someone his size wouldn’t be as pacy and technically gifted at dribbling

Have we ever had a forward like Isak? He gets called a unicorn player for good reason. I don’t know much about his record on heading the ball but I imagine it’s an area he can improve on as younger strikers are often weaker in that area (Andy Carroll aside)

Will be a big miss today, creatively we rely on ASM, Bruno and Isak. I think Anderson will join them as our main creative players but at the moment ASM and Bruno are the most important

It’s not even debatable

Froggy’s come out fighting

At least he should get decent minutes if Fraser starts as Fraser’s always blowing out his arse after 60

How many times did they get to cross the ball into the box in this match? They’re absolutely awful with no quality in the side apart from Diangana who’s decent at this level but if you get that many balls in eventually something will come of it

Vincent Kompany looks cool as fuck on the touchline. He’ll be in the premier league managing in no time

Seen him a couple of times for Fulham, looks like a player with a ton of potential

Jed Wallace is 70% plod, 30% clog

The commentators keep hammering home that Bruce didn’t get the signings he wanted. They’re gutted for him that he keeps getting beat

Terrible footballing decision, great early retirement decision

West Brom’s final ball and fret doesn’t exist. They look like a team that trains once a week, which is probably not far off

Who does he support?

A bit tampony? Never heard that as a insult before. Think it might be one of the weakest insults I’ve ever heard in my life

Get in, can’t wait to see how he responds to the crowd. He’s clearly not an outwardly emotional guy but I hope he can build a strong connection to the fan base. They’ll certainly be showing him some love

Our record at SJP is amazing over the last ten-twelve fixtures. Such an intimidating ground to come to

Himself hopefully

Bury them Isak, 3-0 hat-trick

Everyone’s arse has fallen out in the league when considering our potential. You could see how Klopp and Liverpool reacted the other day, we’re a major threat now. Can’t wait to start smashing some of these teams in the next few years

Also, special shout-out to all the posters who embedded Twitter links and transfer articles throughout the window to keep us all going. Won’t be able to list everyone but @SUPERTOON@The Butcher @The Prophet @gdm @Disco @54 all spring to mind. Sorry if I missed out other posters who kept the transfer flame alive

8/10, love all our incomings, slight disappointment we didn’t manage to shift Murphy on a loan and bring in a RW but overall, delighted with our progress and can’t wait to just properly enjoy the season now. Fuck Liverpool

They’re probably hoping that a high finish and some minutes in the Europa Conference league could convince him to stay but hopefully we sign him up for next season