Loki679

Carr obviously assumed he was dealing with a normal manager and coaches and went out and got us some very good players thinking they'd be able to manage them. Now he knows he's dealing with the Chuckle brothers + Harry and Lloyd he might be a bit less ambitious. Anyway, I can't keep hoping we lose. Whoever is in charge this is still NUFC and it's still my club so I want us to do well whether that means being stuck with Pardew or not. Still want him sacked though, obv.

Giggsosaurus

Nah, fuck that man. It's Gatesheads day at Wembo, no need to try and hijack it.

Fuck that. Send him abroad and let him shine there. Can you imagine him going to the dippers and making them even more lethal in attack? I think i'd be joining Knaka on suicide watch.

We could conceivably be the only club in his senior career that he won nowt with

My only hope is that he decides to stay and see out the last year of his contract and Pardew is binned before it expires.

Fell asleep on 15 minutes and woke up on around 85. Most i've enjoyed one of our games for ages.

I was only watching for the banners

It's a bit of a flounce. A flou maybe.

And then they criticize us for wanting Pardew out, bizarre. Because they're cretins. 'Yeah, Newcastle are shocking, this is gonna be about 15-0 Jeff. Doing a cracking job is Pardew, mind.'

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Where's the £65m profit gone if we need to sell to buy?

The punctuation and spelling on the banner better be correct this time, unlike punctuationgate They should just abolish stupid shit like semi-colons. Nobody ever uses them or knows what they're for. Like ' and `, what's the fucking difference? Why do we have two?

We can't do everything for you, Mike.

And he tried to get his meaning across by saying the exact opposite. I think he's just a fruitloop personally.

He seems to imply that the crisis at NUFC is more important than the crisis in Ukraine. Perhaps we should send our set penis routine to the security council.

And if there's a nuclear war we can kill him and feed the whole city for six months.

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Nah, it'll be Mark Cuban or someone else wonderful. Cuban would be a good owner....he is not afraid to spend some money for the right players, but it is also a very good business man. Perhaps their really is a middle ground for club ownership. Crazy talk. The two options are Man City or Leeds, there's nothing inbetween.

Make the B teams English only if it's really to develop homegrown youngsters for the national team.

Like some ugly twat who strikes out every weekend then comes in giving it the big one on monday because he pulled some fat, drunk mess on STD night at his local.

Join us if you really want to fuck your career.

I don't like the way we've apparently got fuckloads of cash but we're being linked with shite players, free players and shite and free players.

That's inspiring

Didn't Belfast Mag start this exact same thread the other day?