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I have to admit I think some of the training gear is class... http://www.nufcdirect.com/puma-newcastle-united-zip-hoodie-mens-370226?colcode=37022640 That's pretty rad. Looking forward to what the rain jackets look like. It could come in handy during the winter here in Denver. "The Puma Newcastle United Zip Hoodie is ideal for wearing whilst training or watching the first team in action" It would accompany me to the pub and possibly the shops only

opting to serve for the King has to be judgment error of the century

next Friday apparently

I am offended by the alleged offence frankly. In fact there can be no defence to this kind of offence regardless of the inoffensive nature of the alleged offence. Cant they just prosecute him for being as thick as mince instead?

They get £500 a pop for that sky gig including chauffeur from home to studio & back. to think they couldn't get any better than that hopeless twat

They look like they'd struggle against the "Kersal Massive" FFS

Spineless Charlatan. I`d drive him to Washington services & kick him out on the fucking hard shoulder. twat

He`s on the ropes...!!!

To be fair to him, In the face of this patronising onslaught, I`d have probably got micey long before now.

Fucking hell Mike...shut the fuck up man!!

Very average defender who came across as thick as mince

Get in the f***ing bin. This gif reminds me of Kasper's animated work. A ridiculous dancing scene with Pardew's face on it, only that...this is real. It actually happened in real life. This. the way he squeezes his fat nappa into his £50 suit actually makes it looks like its (Not very well) shopped.

Probably shagged he`self into a heart attack.

People underestimate the exposure he`ll get next year, if he stays, in the championship. This club is higher profile than most in the Premier league even without playing in it (Mackems, Palace. Watford etc.) He seems to get off on the city & the club as a whole. I think if he`s offered enough control, hell stay.

I wonder if the lads are round Sissoko's gaff having a relegation 'get together' like the Leicester guys did? Would be great to see such camaraderie in the face of such adversity.

Indeed...to quote from the book of Bundy: "don't try to understand women, women understand women & they hate each other"

Just had the heads up that there's a fly-by banner thing happening at 2:55 organised by the BCFC fans. "Welcome to the championship" or some malarkey. Not sure what effect if any it's likely to have mind

What a set of cunts man

From the noises Ashley was making a week or so ago, it looks like we`ll pretty much go through the close season recruiting loan players regardless of which league we`re in...Ok then, the championship. In any other large football club, however, they would be promoting youth, sighing a few "good Pro`s", shipping out the shit & getting one or two loans to fill in. Having watched a fair bit of Championship football over this season its clear this present set of clowns wouldn't live with most of them The close season will hinge on whether we still have the same board after our season finishes / we get relegated.

Send the fucker into the away end for the second half

I wonder if big Al feels (other than sick as a fan) somewhat emancipated given that even Rafa couldn't do anything in a similar situation? I know they haven't, but the board needs to find some dignity & resign immediately after this humping

It's an impossible club to manage...too much pressure from the fans expectations

Cheers for the insight Garth. Aye

If your one of the worst three teams in the league, more often than not, you go down.

forget the mathematics, we have been an atrocious football team all season. Any team serving up the kind of dogsht We have does not deserve to play top level football. Prior to it now becoming pretty obvious that we`re down, you would hear pundits & journo`s trotting out the usual "with players like Wijnaldum, Sissoko, Perez etc. they`ll have the quality to stay up"..etc. which was totally at odds to the paucity of talent we would see on a match day. I cannot remember watching a game this season (Or all last year tbf) when we dominated a game & looked like we were good for the points from the off. in the main, its been watching first half performances (like Saturdays) though the gaps in your hands & wondering how much we will get humped by. The management & top "Pro`s" should be utterly ashamed at themselves for the situation they have contrived to put themselves in. There will be no redemption, at best, we should accept our fate & maybe look to sneak a play-off place next season with whatever remains of the squad we have (You can bet on the handful of parasites who will prefer to sit it out & collect their weekly wedge rather than move on to slightly less money & a chance to rebuild their reputation). Wankers here, wankers there...etc.