Shays Given Tim Flowers

Ronaldo's bicey was better.

More like Darius.

This is the football club equivalent of homes under the hammer.

B-More's rebuttal.

Will captain England to glory in Qatar.

Awful. If you're going to go out so young there's worse lives to have lead. RIP.

Superb.

He’s a tit if mammory serves me true.

Would be incredible here.

There's a fair few non-strikers who got more than his 8 PL goals. Sanchez has scored 1 more goal and has 1 more assist than Perez.

He's competent on the ball. Mike Williamson was weak on the ball.

'Seeking to play down his role as a decision-maker at Sports Direct, Ashley told Mr Justice Leggatt he was not “Obi-Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star”, seemingly mistaking the legendary Jedi Master for Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith.'

Think too many people are forgetting that he's not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star.

Really great work to all involved.

It'll be the same size as the others.

Went for Ayoze, he's had a thankless job for most of the season. Worked his bollocks off throughout and his form on the final stretch has been superb. Next year could be a big year for him if we make an improvement in front of him.

Grant, the annoyingly good looking lawyer with the flashy car that you just know won't treat her right. This is some prejudice right here.

Smart casual finish.

Assuming the Beardsley enquiry will be done by then

What other colours of crocodile are there?

Can’t wait for the Grayson interview on Men and Motors.

He's more Don Fisher than Corleone.

I doubt creditors are too bothered about who is paying them back

If you’re looking to enforce this type of restraint you need to act swiftly and decisively otherwise you weaken your position by essentially tacitly accepting the breach.

A clause featuring in a contract is not the same as it being enforceable in law. In essence it’s a restrictive covenant and I would suspect that given they don’t tend to feature in football, lawyers generally have been of the view they are likely to be unenforceable.