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I don't understand why Ashley has to be in the country for the ball to get rolling? We're in the age of smartphones & instant worldwide communication, seems bizarre for this to be a hold up? Surely can't be as simple as Ashley is on holiday so we can't sign anyone until he's back? Seems very simplistic.

Well done Forest

Great save.

Will finish 7-5 to Arsenal a la Reading years ago.

Akpom still about like Seems like he's been on the scene for ages.

Debuchy loves conceding pens

Eh, didn't realise Jens Lehmann is assistant coach at Arsenal these days. Loved him as a keeper

Oh no keeper. Ground, open, swallow.

Was really good against us earlier this season iirc.

Isco too would be an amazing Coutinho replacement. Mahrez not so much.

Really? It still boils my p*ss! Gary Monk had just been given the Swansea job. The media were all over this success story, played for the club for a decade and was gonna step up when the club needed him. Carra and co were so far up his arse. Newcastle United in the exact same situation were literally laughed at. I don't know about all of that, I just found Carragher's snigger hilarious, as let's face it, the idea of Coloccini being the manager of Newcastle was bloody funny. Especially at the time when all the talk was about how much he wanted to be back in Argentina...

Yep another good example.

Certainly not as good as everyone feared he would be. It's one thing doing it off the bench for Man Utd under Alex Ferguson. Leading the line for West Ham is like being on a different planet & he's not exactly thriving on it.

What was he saying there which was "Talking s****"? He's also by far the best pundit on TV. He is. Much smarter than what I thought he was. I like his no nonsense style of punditry & he's usually bang on with what he says, not just about strikers either.

Diafra Sakho? I would take that all day long, very effective player imo. Would prefer him over Ings fwiw.

Teenagers shouldn't have kids to be honest, and it should never be used as an excuse. What? Where did I even say that? I found that comment bizarre too but assumed it was a joke I didn't understand...

Robbing bastards

Not what they need imo. Need a proper striker to get the most out of Klopp's system, they have Salah who plays Mahrez's role but just much better & with a better attitude. Mahrez is meant to be a bit of a knob if internal reports are to be believed. Tbf they're buying a player as a replacement for Coutinho, who while not as good will fill the void left by him, and will still have the better half of £90m still to spend. Aye, true that tbf. I would say mind, Coutinho and Mahrez are quite different players, Mahrez being more similar to Salah but just not as good. Be interested to see how that plays out for them if indeed the deal is going through. Agree with that, love watching Mahrez but you can't really play him and salah in the same team. My Liverpool mate reckons they'll try and get Brandt from leverkusen Brandt is meant to be canny good like, can't say I watch much Bundesliga mind. Seems a very Klopp signing to make, although again he's a winger isn't he? I can't help but think they're missing a proper striker of genuine quality. Lewandowski was so important to Klopp's success those years ago and particularly important in Dortmund's ability to go from front to back quickly. That Real Madrid game was a perfect example of it. They need that versatile, all rounder striker. Firmino is a very good player, but they are playing basically a 'false 9' with him at present; and I think with that system, their ceiling as a team is far more limited than it would be otherwise.

6 days into what could be a decisive window and the club announces the staggering news that they are open to helping the manager Incredible scenes, what next? "Mike is just still trying to get logged into his online banking to see what kind of coin we're looking at. He can't remember if it was a number 0 or a letter O he used, ever the innovator is Mike".

You on about Exeter? It's under development I think. Aye, I assumed so but nice to see anyway. Remember going to Bournemouth when they were s*** and they just had a wooden fence behind one of the goals as they'd ran out of money building the ground. ...And I imagine your avatar is the perfect visual description of you taking in the stand-less scenes. Profuse nods of approval.

This video from a few year back still cracks me up like. Jamie Carragher reacting to speculation that Coloccini is about to become manager of Newcastle United.

Not what they need imo. Need a proper striker to get the most out of Klopp's system, they have Salah who plays Mahrez's role but just much better & with a better attitude. Mahrez is meant to be a bit of a knob if internal reports are to be believed. Tbf they're buying a player as a replacement for Coutinho, who while not as good will fill the void left by him, and will still have the better half of £90m still to spend. Aye, true that tbf. I would say mind, Coutinho and Mahrez are quite different players, Mahrez being more similar to Salah but just not as good. Be interested to see how that plays out for them if indeed the deal is going through.

Not what they need imo. Need a proper striker to get the most out of Klopp's system, they have Salah who plays Mahrez's role but just much better & with a better attitude. Mahrez is meant to be a bit of a knob if internal reports are to be believed.

Willian is so under-appreciated at Chelsea, brilliant player.

Yep and what a signing Ben Yedder has been He's just a quality forward, I've wanted him here for the past 7 years. Especially when we were raiding Toulouse for Sissoko & Capoue was moving on, I was praying for Ben Yedder.