Coffee_Johnny

Three of our lot nominated for August goal of the month. Schar (I went for him), Tripper and Maxi. Vote here: https://www.premierleague.com/news/2774605

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He’s not Uhtred is he? If so, I’d just do what your told mate. Could get really grim really quickly otherwise.

God bless you, sir! Not a jury in the land would convict you. Good job you were weakened and demoralised from your/our/ the nation’s/world’s devastating loss, otherwise she would have been well fucked.

A bit slow. But this afternoon has been canny so far. Thanks for asking ?

Vote for The Pope! https://www.premierleague.com/news/2774610/ August save of the month for left handed lunge to stop Lallana scoring, securing us a draw at Brighton.

Love Tripps. His football nous, calmness on the ball, support for teammates, his leadership. We’ve started to see some of the things/gaffs @leffe186mentioned re his time at Spurs. But no player is perfect and he still stands as the best fullback I can recall playing for us.

Oh bollocks… (?)

Predictions/wild guesses postponed until games are re-scheduled.

Possibly an embargo on non-essential ‘business as usual’ type communications. That’s the case with the NHS apparently/bizarrely.

I read somewhere that this dude lost all his strength when his locks were shorn. Worrying.

Really no need for the ‘severe’ or ‘stroke’, or for public ‘dropping’ for that matter. A simple wishing well with health matters would have sufficed.

I’m thinking media training is a modern phenomenon… for the commentators too! (Great watch ?).

Well they might not. But suspect others might be into the idea!

I’ll see about getting @morpeth mag a room in St George’s when he’s back, so he can recuperate and fully recover from the disappointment. Anyone up for sorting a candle light vigil outside as a collective show of compassion? (…jammy bugger ?)

Me too. I’d climb a mountain for a canny bag… (joking aside, the curry flavour was immense!).

Think it is a shame Newcastle is in England at times.

Was just thinking that. The posh boys not playing the mass-mourning game… just sticking to playing the one they’re expected to.

Mick’s on the sauce. Any vids of him saluting into the mirror?

You could always break ?into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner ? ?‍♂️

Any decent finishes?

Ohhh go on then. I’ll bestow some worthy appreciation ?

Pssst… delete if the missus checks this ?

I’m more sorry for your loss, than ‘the nations’. May sound callous, but true none the less. Tiz a pisser.

10% chance of making the Champions League. Canny.