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Let's fucking get at these whiny bitches.

I want Artetears at St. James'.

Putting himself in the shop window for January.

Takes after his manager.

Oh dear Wissa got another owwie.

HAHAHAHA GET IT UP YA FRANK YA BIG DURRRTY LURPAK NONCE

Oh my days, what technique!

The reysheyal abewse will be the meykin of them marra.

I love him.

Lascelles is injured bucko.

Conceding 2 minimum here. Defense is shagged.

I think people underappreciate having players like Gillespie, Ritchie or even Dummett around the training pitch and amongst the group for support, morale, all that shit. To be fair that's also a coaches and leadership groups job too but it can help, especially when Trippier's gallavanting and Lascelles is long term injured.

We're already shipping 3 a game with Pope, can only imagine what we'll be conceding with Dubravka back in goal. Christ.

I'm positively salivating at having Gordon back up front when Isak inevitably breaks down.

The "North" and Mackem lover Burnham wins again!

Mate.

Could spot he was a business wanker with nothing behind him the moment he did his first interview for us, hate that cunts like him manage to fall upwards and acquire massive gardens. Glad he's causing discord elsewhere and we rinsed Ratcliffe for it anarl.

With spokes like Ashworth it's not wonder the Ineos cycling team are a complete dumpster fire at the moment. Jim the Rat getting merked by his Rat mate is pure poetry. Ha fucking ha.

Transfer window fully coming to bite us on the arse. As stale as Natalie from Eastenders clart.

Probably all the kinder bars.

Tick tock

Bournemouth-esque defending right there.

Was hoping to see Miley, shame.