Nucasol

Great call. Between that and multi club ownership, it’s a complete racket.

Echo the sentiment of the tweeter. Always up for a laugh at Sunderland but not when some London-centric cunt is so dismissive. “This is not where I live, at all”. Stuck up wanker, have the misfortune of spending 3 days a week in her beloved London and, if work wasn’t an issue, would much prefer to be walking the beaches or Seaburn and Seaham than trudging round the soulless steel and concrete mass that is Canary Wharf, the majority decrepit Tube system, scruffy rubbish filled streets around Marylebone, Soho and the West End. Unfortunately the weighting of the industry I work in means you have to suffer it but I miss the people of back home everyday.

Carpet Head at Augsburg? Lamps at Sturm Graz? Dyche mixing it up at Greuther Furth?

Ouch. 218/35 = an average of over 6 games missed each in an 18 player group.

Steve Shitebag Parrish not just “shooting Bambi” as Freddie Shepherd once said but stabbing Bambi repeatedly with a blunt knife, kicking his head in, gouging out his entrails and eating them raw.

Possibly flog him to Southampton.

Blame Ashworth the cunt.

Like that part in Animal Farm (the clean version not the mucky one) where they send Boxer the much loved horse to be melted doon. Heartbreaking but it’s his time.

Rank decision. Refuse to buy both sports packages for Sky and TNT so yet another competition that goes behind the paywall.

Seems a huge missed opportunity. Could have been spectacular there if done well, with plenty of scope to make it the 2030 focused stadium that will be the envy of pretty much every club bar Real Madrid or Spurs.

Sky Sports Paully.

Edwards sniffing his bike seat.

https://www.onehealthcare.co.uk/treatments/pectoralis-major-repair-surgery/#:~:text=Treatment of Pectoralis Injury&text=In extreme cases with severe,before full strength is returned. If equivalent to this, it’s a season ender and probably the end of his NUFC career. Man of Glass.

Impending No Hope tweet saying he’s out until May.

Package deal alongside Hayden and Fraser?

Lafrauda

Basically a parable of Big Cal’s career.

Of course it is. The Wilson-Isak boom-bust cycle continues. Thank god Barnes is back to at least give us an option, Anderson and Willock joining him can’t come quick enough so we can potentially use Gordon to take the pressure off Isak having to play 90 mins each game immediately. Could that tussle against Forest be the last time we see him if it’s a torn muscle?

Also the usual Man Utd client journalists dripping moist over this.

Absolute scent of desperation from the Catalan cunts. They owe him something obscene like €35m in historic and current loyalty bonuses and are too skint to pay it. Him, Christensen and Raphina being consistently linked with a fire sale.

Transfer outsiders. Dirty little voyeurs staring through the transfer inner sanctum window with the look of shame and stench of desperation.

Probably. Just looked at the London Evening Standard in December and they said: That clause will be activated based on appearances and other performance-related factors, but has yet to be met. Since then Hall has played an additional 23 minutes across 8 more games. 268 minutes in total so far, so less than 3 full games out of a potential of 3150 mins (plus conservatively at least another 180 mins added time).

There’s got to be an ‘out’ that we’re consciously aiming for. I know someone mentioned not being relegated as the trigger but we’ve had players limping about and the game gone and still not used him as a warm body.

Bet the Holmesdale Hipsters will be braying themselves off at the thought of being able to up their “pretend Bundesliga” schtick. A further influx of gentrified Brixton bellends wearing black hoodies, some turtlenecks and repurposing FC St Pauli songs.