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I used to enjoy watching them when they played at Durham. Remember watching the youth teams with the likes of the Caldwell coming through. Again, killed by Ashley.

Got Salah captain this weekend. They have Bournemouth a 9-0 gubbing last season and can see the Cherries being a bit hit and miss as the new boss implements his style.

Both knees are fucked. Always wondered how this one had legs when Zaniolo doesn’t.

I’m hoping the club are stitching him up via the proverbial journalistic death of a thousand cuts.

Just feels a really solid window. Tonali and Barnes will hopefully strengthen both the starting line up and squad immediately. Hall and Tino are just great longer term players and ones who are capable of coming in and making a real splash. I actually think Gordon feels like a new signing because of the bedding in period it takes.

Never going to unsee those likes.

Who are going to be the big losers this time around? Handy list here: https://acefootball.com/football-news/african-players-in-premier-league/

That’s just embarrassing. I can understand whacky letters like Q or Z but any of the vowels is just a shambles.

Gone from ‘in the mud’ to ‘god tier’ alongside Ornstein.

Bruce’s compo alone was £8m which will be more than Tonali’s wage coming in. Let alone the Squad of Steve’s he had on his crony coaching staff.

That’s the one. Won’t include Hayden or Fraser yet so may only be £2.5m of Hendrick’s wages for this season. Didn’t realise Ramble has put all the analysis behind a paywall now.

Because it sounds like rather than showing ID on the gate, the poor buggers will have to traipse all the way to a ticket office to get it sorted out. It’s inconvenient and a bit Big Brother.

See above. Saw somewhere we recognised them in full for the purposes of the accounts previously. Might have been SwissRamble.

Great player but held together by Pritt-Stick.

Obviously they’ve got Doak coming through but any other obvious youngsters also emerging to first team level (not Jones, Elliott). Bobby Clark doesn’t really seemed to have kicked on.

Sounds right - didn’t we write off early a load of the outcast gang wages?

Found out the mother in law has six pairs of them. Forever off limits now, as don’t want the association with the very upper middle aged crowd!

Think it might be the ‘Speed’ to shield placing. Should be some daylight between them, like this Shearer one. Not bad for £13 though. The front looks canny though.

Harry Karen.

Real Madrid rumoured to be on it. Cover for Militao doing his knee.

Presuming this is amortisation across their full length of contract or 5 years? Do we think the club might have paid more up front for a couple of players which might hit them P&L wise and could be a handbrake? They admitted they did this for Gordon.

Credit to him for battling through last season with the injury but expected a bit more professionalism from someone we’re attempting to make our top earner.

Just their time to move on. Some of the last relics of when finishing 17th was an achievement.

If Fraser and Hayden go pre-DD that would go some way. I think flogging Targett or one of the outcast RBs would be good business too. It’ll be Burn or Hall LB for the season.