Nucasol

We need to beat them next weekend, purely as any white cunt that dresses like Kanye West is an obvious menace to society.

The most important thing marra. Let’s not be worried about titles, European competitions and domestic cups when not getting beat twice by the same team is the high watermark and ultimate sign of an elite team.

Hoping he gives the post-season Sweden games a swerve. Leave them to Gyokeres.

Most relaxed I’d ever been watching us that second half.

Big Willy! Rather be taking the punt on him than the tinman.

Both Garner and Mykolenko with precision guided floats straight into Sanchez’s gloves every time.

Everton with about as much bite as a toothless chihuahua.

Another imaginary award, much like the coveted North East Top Dogs award that came into existence in the 99/00 and 00/01 season and then promptly disappeared.

The hope is we feast on these backwater cunts in the first 45 and can swap out Schar and one of the forwards for Sven and Gordon 2nd half.

Redeemed, then straight into the car crash that is the hideously drained Eubank Jr vs doped to the gills Conor Benn.

Morning Matty!

Can’t read his first name without triggering Dangermouse vibes.

Grim club. Tebas would throw the book at them if his hands weren’t already occupied simultaneously wanking off Perez and Laporta.

Get this Willy Wonka shoe looking cunt along for the ride

Of course Chelsea need a 9th keeper, why not?

Can we put Louise Taylor and Luke Edwards in a Titan submersible and send them on a joint trip?

Presuming Brad Miller? Surprised no one has leaked something yet.

The potential is to sign him up, get a season’s worth of goals via European, cup and newly promoted teams, then flip him to Wet Spam, Saudi or another newly promoted club for £15-20m. He’d be about 30 and the age we *should* have sold Callum Wilson at.

Gouging.

GET INTO THEM FUCK EM UP

Some definite manginas on here.

Cousin of Rudi Heavymetalfussball, Head Trainer of FC St Hipster?

Wife is still a grass though.