Nucasol

Pure yo-yo shite. See also West Brom, Norwich and Twatford.

Gallows humour. We’ve lost 5 out of the last 6 PL home games, it’s hardly going to be bounce up to the ground in a party mood against a known bogey team top of the form table.

French journalist, British player, Italian league. That’s a believeability no from me Clive.

I wouldn’t take Twatter as a litmus test for anything other than how broken peoples’ mental health is.

Window lickers.

That sweet, sweet 16th place finish will be a real tempter to potential signings.

It’s ridiculous. With Haaland not being freak factor levels this season, he’s been the standout for consistent FPL points.

Into these small time, soulless, selling club Starlizard stat perverts.

Like the postman, I always deliver (stats on massively underperforming footballers relative to their extortionate fees and wages): Skanky Swedish Traitor: Dr Congo Waterbuffalo:

To be fair, Forest look like they’ve wasted £35m of the Elanga money on Ndoye. The remaining £20m they’ve done better with Hutchinson but stats-wise we’ve both lost out as all three are embarrassingly unproductive. Hutchinson: Ndoye: Shit Tony:

Multo bene.

Beating his meat at the thought of a true exclusive.

How about leaving skiing to countries more suited than trying to shoehorn it into a country that’s never known it, the daft cunts.

Yes. More skin they have in the game that will nack them out before playing us the better.

Heard he wants them to be more Dangerous.

Seems an ideal fit for Eddieball.

The pessimist also looks at his unflinching adherence to 4-3-3 as a warning sign.

How the turns have tabled.

Signor Speck Spooner.

Looking at that, the world’s smallest violin is coming out of the world’s smallest violin case.

Pass. High wages and coming off a brutal injury. Goes against directionally where we’re going from a sign lower, sell higher position.

Probably told us he’s off to Spain.

Looks like we’ve been spending a good chunk of time looking at the Belgian league and Club Brugge in particular. I remember they looked pretty competitive against Man City a couple of years ago, a real talent factory. https://www.clubbrugge.be/en/news/club-nxt-voor-tweede-jaar-op-rij-verkozen-tot-beste-jeugdopleiding

Press shitting on him now; he’ll love that, the filthy tarmac-loving cuck.