Nucasol

Thigh by Tuesday, groin by next Saturday.

Leverkusen with 3 losses from 3 games - offer them the £40m for Diaby and see whether they nibble now.

Kudos to them.

“Say do you come from Edenburrow?”

U-S-A, U-S-A!

Crack the bubbly off the side of HMS PissTheLeague.

Only after he’s dusted himself dooooooon

Beeeew.

Big Willy Style.

Geewch

Lisandro is wrong for this league. Come 2nd half of the season when he’s getting bombarded by panic ball hoofing to 6ft 4+ monsters he’ll massively struggle.

Doesn’t a transfer request mean forfeiting your 10% of the fee? Might mean this gets done it Leicester don’t have to lose £6m - £7m

Surprised the Mendes Model hasn’t worked for Neves at this point.

Embedded tweet please.

Tease.

9 in 81 - or a goal every 9 games from a winger. Lifting that.

In the process of dusting himself down and rolling his sleeves up.

Gone by the World Cup with craic like that.

Then flinging it about like an angry chimp at London Zoo.

Severe sunburn.

Skeet Loose.

Sounds like an ode to leaving Citeh.

Strikes me as a massive nonce. Can’t believe 1.5m people subscribe to hear these “insights”.