Nucasol

In and out of the team.

He’s been there and ended up back at Southampton. With the way we’ve managed Tino and Hall, we’d have to be a sensible pick for the kid.

Will find his natural level in League 1.

Lewk the Newk.

Problem with that made up attendance number is Richie Rich will have to pay £250k to Stoke from his own pocket to cover the actual price of tickets. This will be the first day we might actually get a genuine attendance number from the frauds.

The sad thing is going to be that incompetent clogger is getting worse and they’ll no doubt replace him soon. He’s probably a 6-10 point deduction each season he plays.

BBC making something out of the fact Madueke has been left out of the Chelsea squad. Not linked to us, more generally.

Always wondered whether any of the Celtic lads would be able to cut it beyond their abysmal Farmers League. Not so sure, the standard is grim.

20m 12m 3m Free 13m 40m Free Free 20m 15m 40m £173m worth of players should be enough to respect Bromley.

Gone full RTG with the presumptive planning bonny lad.

Bailey doesn’t fancy this at all, the absolute wet wipe. Bet he’s hooked at half time.

Watching the walking wounded at Villa Park here makes me hope Eddie doesn’t take any risks with the first 11.

Dr Cilik to the rescue.

When do we play Wet Spam? That’s Fullkrug fooked for the next 8 weeks.

Far better than Everton last night, that was so quiet it was almost like mindfulness.

Made amends like.

Lovely kit Villa are wearing for their 150th anniversary. Paqueta should have scored against them though.

Is that the wee gimp Trossard?

As an aside, we’ve got Brentford and Brighton able to scout and sign Flekken and Verbruggen for reasonable numbers. Can we not achieve this without having to @Beren between £20m-£30m on some bang average British custodian?

No ta.

Yup to June 2026. Disasterclass of a contract renewal.