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Sanchez is absolute dogshit

Can only beat what's put in front of you. Onwards and upwards, massive month - 6 weeks ahead. Howay the Fucking Lads!

Wasn't it exactly the same a few months back? Sure the original ruling came out first or second week of September.

He was insufferable on Wednesday doing PSG v Man City, although I gave him the benefit of the doubt as he'd been with Rio Ferdinand and Lescott all day. Then was stuck with Rio most of the day yesterday aswell, he would have been dying to give it to him

Shame they'll be at home but here's hoping the table and draw work out so they're playing Real Madrid at home three days before we play them. Or might even be better if they end up having to play Villa or another team that play at a higher intensity, run them into the fucking ground before we turn up following a week off and having had hopefully not too stressful (lol) a game at Birmingham.

Gameweek 23 Bournemouth 2-2 Forest Brighton 2-0 Everton Liverpool 4-0 Ipswich Southampton 1-3 Newcastle Wolves 0-2 Arsenal Man City 2-1 Chelsea Palace 1-1 Brentford Spurs 3-1 Leicester Villa 2-1 West Ham Fulham 2-2 Man United

Yeah you'd think so, wonder to what extent the Man City buy-back clause and sell-on impacts that though. Think it's £30mn and 20% respectively, suppose someone like West Ham will have big money for a striker even if one of the bigger teams don't fancy him, although think I've seen Spurs and Chelsea were both after him too

Think Ipswich might be in bother with the EFL if they go down and don't come straight back too given what they've spent the last couple of years, at worst it seems like they're trying to do a yo-yo job to perhaps then try the Leicester defence to avoid sanctions

Be a bit weird him watching his daughter getting passed around 100 lads like, although sounds like something Paul Scholes might do, he'd probably suck her toes at the same time

From the bits and pieces I see from over there Sima still gets more than the odd mention during their regular meltdowns

Al-Shabab in for Ruddy next then aye?

Weird, everything felt strangely somewhat level-headed and reasonable after Saturday. Presumably the blue tick whoppers have had their engagement and "earnings" reports for the week so efforts must be doubled

He looks almost as thrilled as John Ruddy is in our official dressing gown

Hopefully it's more attended by lads who want to get amongst it and not the "Can we have 5G so we can sit checking our accas and Insta please?" lads

Was 100% an Arteta-led vanity signing because the Lego One was convinced Rice-Odegaard-Havertz would be the new Rodri-De Bruyne-David Silva.

If only the club already sold tickets in another area of the stadium marked as standing so they could essily add the word to those L7 blocks when they're sold to home fans. What a joke

They knew what they were doing today and played us, the game, and the ref like a fiddle. I'd go so far to say as they were probably the best organised team here since we played Dortmund last year. They were very good. We were miles off it. Fair play to them. 6 points from the next two before some really serious stuff in the league and cups and we're still laughing. Onwards and upwards and howay the fucking lads.

Had to double take at 43 seconds, thought the lad was doing a racism in Islamic attire but turns out he was just getting the badge in

Imagine if Trafford is playing for us when he takes over as the England keeper aswell man

Not RTG this time, but The Guardian 😅

Pzazz by any chance?

"Dear defenders....except for Lascelles, Botman, and BDB who have generally bullied him every time they've seen him in the last 3 years."

Thank fuck Frankfurt vs Dortmund is on the other side or I might have been in danger of having to spend the evening with the wife

Feel like not letting it turn into a ping pong match is our key to winning this. We control the type of game it is and minimise their ability to hurt us in their attacking transitions and we get 3 points. Not getting pulled into that sort of game also negates their shithouse cynical fouling on teams breaking on them that doesn't often get mentioned

Fancy us to win a tight one, 2-1 Hopefully Huijsen doesn't score so we avoid having to witness his dodgy hands down his shorts like he's a charv walking round a shopping centre celebration