Kilcline

Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth Brentford 1-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-2 Fulham West Ham 2-2 Palace Arsenal 2-0 Villa Everton 1-1 Spurs Man United 2-1 Brighton Forest 3-0 Southampton Ipswich 1-3 Man City Chelsea 3-1 Wolves

Aye, an old school-ish centre forward (a certain C. Wilson comes to mind, but let's not go there) would have filled their boots on the back of those deliveries tonight

Feel like I must have had my black and white tinted glasses on tonight, felt like we bossed that without really getting out of second gear. The way we were sustaining attacks and penned them in during the first half was excellent, really felt like the Brighton game but this time we got the goal we needed to break open and truly control the game. My lad and mate at the game at both HT and FT thought we were shite, told them both to give over!

He's currently playing off what seem like highly pre-planned patterns and triggers. Ball wide right = get somewhere in the box. Ball wide left = show to feet regardless of what else is happening. But...when Hall gets on the ball in that inside left/half space/underlap position, if we get him to start going into the box so Hall can deliver quickly he'll get a hatful more goals coming across the front post or right in front of the keeper. Frightening how good he is and then when you break down little things like this he could and I'm sure in time will add to his game, wow

Have they disavowed/denied doing "the poznan" at Man U in 2012 after the Aguerroooooo goal yet? Even when they do something pretty funny it comes back to bite them. The gift that keeps on giving. Thick cunts

Absolute filth. There was one occasion in the first half Wolves played a pass and he just ran from behind the lad it was passed to and took the ball like he was playing against under 8s, I just laughed

How good was this guy's passing tonight?! Unreal

Wolves thug BENCHED as Toon hunk MISSES game with mystery ILLNESS

And Will if you're reading, I really am Brian Kilcline

My sources say pre-contract already signed

This is it, they know fuck all and he gives them fuck all, so this is the line they take. The sad thing is if he did some actual journalism and asked him a proper question about football he'd probably get an insightful answer and we'd all learn something

Think the car park was at the same time as the hotel fiddle

Two, one is in our academy the other is in the mackems'

mackems making stuff up to satisfy arguments that only exist in their own brain cell? Shocked and stunned

4-1. Piece of piss

Sensational

I'll take between Derby and the mackems, think they'll end up on 12-14 points

Brentford 1-3 Man City Chelsea 3-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Fulham Forest 1-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Villa Leicester 1-2 Palace Newcastle 4-1 Wolves Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Ipswich 1-2 Brighton Man United 4-0 Southampton

Probably didn't take much when his other options would have been retirement or the Scotland job when Clarke goes

Given Schär Woodgate Botman Trippier Tonali Lee Hall Guimaraes Shearer Isak

Final paragraph nails it

If TFG's people are dropping €20m+ on players who then need peddling to fucking sunderland they might do us all a favour and finally sink Everton too

Nothing to be scared of from either of those, howay!

Aye, think its Transpennine only to York aswell, so presumably then its a bus to Leeds then LNER from there - at least that was my understanding.

Same, one of my disappointments was that there wasn't any niggle