Teasy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 That should make everyone much more confident for a Newcastle win then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 You have to think Villa will get at least a couple of goals here. Do we? What nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/football_focus/15573320.stm Newcastle just keep on going, and they passed a real test of their aerial defensive capabilities by beating Stoke on Monday. I was really impressed by how hard their midfield worked too, let alone their defenders. But the Magpies' great start to the season has just built up the pressure. They will be expected to beat Everton but cast your mind back to when they played Wigan at St James' Park on 22 October. Everyone expected them to run the Latics over but, in the end, Roberto Martinez's side were unlucky not to get a point. The Toffees have not had great results of late but have played better than a run of five defeats in six games suggests, and I am backing them to sneak a win here because I think the big problem for Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is stopping his team from thinking they just need to turn up to get the three points. Football has a nasty habit of biting you on the backside just when you think you have cracked it, so Pardew and his players have to be careful. But, even if they are beaten on Saturday, it has been an exceptional start to the season and they are in a fantastic position ahead of their games with Manchester City, Manchester United and Chelsea later this month. Prediction: 1-2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Why do the BBC keep paying this idiot for this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Utter fucking dickchin this bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 So he has picked a team that has lost there last 5 games, becasue football bites you on the bum What a tit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html He has us in 15th place with 10 points and -8 goal difference. Just 12 places, 12 points and 14 goals off through ten games then. He has Wolves mixing it with the big boys up there in our stead somehow, he must be bumming McCarthy or something. Imagine those babies man, fucking hell. He has Wigan ahead of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Three points off the relegation zone. Only 15 points out, even if his predictions for this weekend are right. Impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's not even that he predicts us to do so poorly either, but the absolutely shit reasons he gives. How can he even take himself seriously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongKongMag Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Not sure how he can take himself seriously. Seems to have a thing for us getting beat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Someone find my post from the other day. It's a formula Away = predict loss Home to top 4 = predict loss Home to 6th-12th = predict draw Home to 13th-20th = predict (always narrow) win Really he's worthless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Someone find my post from the other day. It's a formula Away = predict loss Home to top 4 = predict loss Home to 6th-12th = predict draw Home to 13th-20th = predict (always narrow) win Really he's worthless. Well the formula doesn't work for this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 "Newcastle played really well last week, but they facing a real test this week. They'll probably lose" He just posts the same thing every week and changes the name to suit who we're playing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 https://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23WhyLawroHatesNUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I would say his formula is more along the lines of: Are they at home? Do I like them? Are they in the top 4-6 (whatever it is now)? Are they total shite? You get 1 point for been at home -2 points if he doesn't like you +2 points if he does 0 if he's indifferant +3 if your in the top 4-6 (whatever) -2 if they are total shite. ----------------------- Newcastle v Everton Newcastle (home +1 / doesn't like -2 / not top 4-6 0 / Total = -1) Everton (away 0 / indiferant 0 / not top 4-6 0 / Total = 0) Everton Win ----------------------- Newcastle v Wigan Newcastle (home +1 / doesn't like -2 / not top 4-6 0 / Total = -1) Wigan (away 0 / indiferant 0 / total shite -2 / Total = -2) Newcastle Win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The things he said there couldn't be more wrong. So our team is cocky now? Has he actually seen us play? What a knobhead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The things he said there couldn't be more wrong. So our team is cocky now? Has he actually seen us play? What a knobhead. Has he fuck. Bar the 'highlights' on MOTD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 49 out of 99 results wrong so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The formula is great. Top work. Somebody should find out what percentage of the games he accurately predicted were loses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The formula is great. Top work. Somebody should find out what percentage of the games he accurately predicted were loses. Finally got over your team getting a twonking on Monday night? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 They were terrible. Delighted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Lawro is a total twat, can't wait to see what he predicts when we're away to Man Utd/City Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I had to have a chuckle yesterday when i read Lawro's prediction for us this week. He just keeps saying we'll lose doesn't matter who we are playing, obviously he's going to get it right at some point. He's 12 points out with our actual results to his predictions. He also has Wolves on 21 points i think What a fucken shite pundit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Pure speculation rather than proper analysis, rubbish. "They'll probably lose because they'll be too cocky now" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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