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Joe Kinnear has triple heart bypass surgery, home on Sunday


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At the hospital, Koe Kinnear, is found out to be Graeme Souness in a mask,..oops that would be scooby doo, not a soap.

 

Well in fairness the end of the season is shaping up to be a bit of a scrappy doo.

 

 

 

lol.

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The unfortunate thing about this (not that having your manager hospitalized can be construed as fortunate in any way) is that a massive defeat today would have probably triggered a sacking.

 

Unfortunately, I doubt that even Mike Ashley is cold enough to sack somebody on his hospital bed. More of a shame considering that "massive defeat" is looking like the most likely result.

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The unfortunate thing about this (not that having your manager hospitalized can be construed as fortunate in any way) is that a massive defeat today would have probably triggered a sacking.

 

Unfortunately, I doubt that even Mike Ashley is cold enough to sack somebody on his hospital bed. More of a shame considering that "massive defeat" is looking like the most likely result.

 

if it is his heart then id say the chances of him stepping down have increased

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get well soon Joe.

 

feel sorry for the bloke, was desperate to get back into football after no one would take a risk due to his health problems, and he just happens to land the most stressful job in british football. no one will touch him if this is related to his past probs, but maybe it is just a winter bug or infection.

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Blody hell...just seen this now. Hope he's ok, the win should make him feel better. Best all round if he is asked to step down for his own sake more than anything else. Certainly shouldn't be here beyond this season.

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Sorry to hear about this, hope it isn't anything serious and he gets back to full health quickly. Best of luck Joe.

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If Ashley has any sense really he'll let Kinnear use this as an excuse to step down honorably and get a real manager in during the break.

 

If Ashley has any sense

 

Bloody hell I'm insane aren't I. :doh:

 

It's an unfortunate set of affairs, but Kinnear's initial target at NUFC was to prove himself as good enough for his next job, and he included his health as one thing he needed to prove.

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I can imagine him listening to the commentary on the radio in his hospital bed:

 

"Xisco? XISCO?!?! DON'T BRING THAT FUCKING CUNT ON!!!!!!"

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Unfortunately, I doubt that even Mike Ashley is cold enough to sack somebody on his hospital bed.

 

Mike Ashley got FFS to sign his shares over to him when FFS was on his deathbed.

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I can imagine him listening to the commentary on the radio in his hospital bed:

 

"Xisco? XISCO?!?! DON'T BRING THAT f***ing c*** ON!!!!!!"

 

Haha.

 

Hope he gets well soon though, he's a slight improvement on Hughton.

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I can imagine him listening to the commentary on the radio in his hospital bed:

 

"Xisco? XISCO?!?! DON'T BRING THAT f***ing c*** ON!!!!!!"

 

lolz

 

      I belive that Joe is a decent manger than Big Sam, Souness and Roeder all combined. You can see from his signign he is a football man. I won't be too unhappy to see him as manager next season. I hope he will be OK.

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I can imagine him listening to the commentary on the radio in his hospital bed:

 

"Xisco? XISCO?!?! DON'T BRING THAT f***ing c*** ON!!!!!!"

 

Like in Braveheart when the French lass whispers into Richard the Lionheart's ear that she's having William Wallace's bairn.

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Message for the fans from Kinnear:

 

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Newcastle United

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the long ball gets done.

And Duff scores a neat one.

For the people who are

still alive.

 

 

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these shite defenders

make a risky high line.

And we're out of money,

We're releasing Owen.

So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

 

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you'll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Graeme Souness...

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It's so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres football to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I'm not you

i've einterviews to run

there is football to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

 

 

and believe me I am still alive

I'm doing football and I'm still alive

i feel fantastic and I'm still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

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official from co.uk

 

 

NUFC Statement - Update On Joe Kinnear

 

JOE Kinnear was admitted to hospital on Saturday morning after complaining of high blood pressure.

 

He underwent a series of tests during the day and the subsequent results have shown he is okay.

 

As a precaution, Joe will remain in hospital for observation for a couple of days and will then be discharged.

 

Joe missed Newcastle United's 3-2 win at West Bromwich Albion but was visited by Club directors and coach Chris Hughton after the game.

 

Joe said: "I'd like to thank everyone who has been asking how I have been feeling.

 

"Although I missed the game I had my grandson giving me a full commentary on the match.

 

"It was a great win for us and I told Chris well done and to pass on my congratulations to the players when he came to see me on Saturday evening."

 

Managing Director Derek Llambias said: "Joe was in good spirits and had been listening to the game all afternoon.

 

"And in typical Joe fashion he was more concerned about the team's win than himself.

 

"He was nice and relaxed and hopefully will be back home in a couple of days."

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