Ronaldo Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Owen plays the 'look at who I am' card all the time despite not contributing significantly to anything for over half a decade. Be a good day when one of the snakes in his garden he tweets about bites him in the arse and it ends him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I'm one brave motherfucker me like, tbh i'd rather storm a machine gun nest than chew on Mrs Bimpy's ham joint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Bimpy man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Stoke not renewing his contract, looks like retirement then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Some mug will take him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/funny-football-michael-owen-twitter-1740803 As much as I despise Owen, the whole OMG SOLDIER thing again.... Agreed. Third that, embarrassing for the other bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 It wouldn't surprise me if he went to the MLS briefly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 It wouldn't surprise me if he went to the MLS briefly. Good shout, or Celtic so he can have one last taste of "glory". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Saying that mind, he probably needs to be near his horses. They're his only friends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Saying that mind, he probably needs to be near his horses. They're his only friends. and I bet they all call him a cunt behind his back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 He's going to fucking score isn't he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 He'll go to an Arab country. They have lots of horsey things there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 he's done a lot of tv and radio recently. getting ready for a media career no doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 he's done a lot of tv and radio recently. getting ready for a media career no doubt He is charismatic and handsome tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Needs to grow his tache back or fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen Just signed autographs for about 40 Newcastle fans outside our hotel. Not one single bad word spoken towards me. I reckon them exact same Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More michael owen @themichaelowen people will be booing the life out of me should I appear on the pitch today!!! bet they were kids as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Somehow using the words 'appear on the pitch' made me immediately imagine him somehow manifesting magically in the centre of the pitch. Then him being booed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen Just signed autographs for about 40 Newcastle fans outside our hotel. Not one single bad word spoken towards me. I reckon them exact same Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More michael owen @themichaelowen people will be booing the life out of me should I appear on the pitch today!!! bet they were kids as well You "captained" us to relegation you fucking prick, we are well within our rights to boo you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 He's a cunt, hopefully he gets a load of abuse before embarrassing himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 On way to game now, looking forward to the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Is he even on the bench? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 He still plays football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 He still plays football? No, watches it a fair bit though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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