TaylorJ_01 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 This will haunt my nightmares. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 this was a gem two days ago. Well jel I wasn't at this event: michael owen @themichaelowen 16 Jul I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More If that wasn't an Accidental Partridge it should have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/BTSportUK/posts/527475600658980 The replies "this fits Owen's personality perfectly. Complete narcissist who loved himself and was only ever concerned about his personal well-being ..." "About as much charisma as a brick wall. Great finisher in his day just a boring bell end now who couldn't finish his dinner. " I wasn't told about Michael 'personality' Owen when I signed up. Oh god it's going to be dull." "He has a voice for braille" "Parasite" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Jesus Christ, could this bloke be any further up his own arse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Oh my word he's such a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Seriously, man. What an apocalyptic twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "He has a voice for braille" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Brilliant. Particular kudos too: 'Would rather listen to the teacher doing the register in 'ferris buellers day off' do a lecture on wood for 8 hours' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Does he think he'll come across well doing that? Ultimate cringe by the time I gets to the Argentina goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 On of the replies Michael tampon Owen. One week in,3 weeks out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Does he think he'll come across well doing that? Ultimate cringe by the time I gets to the Argentina goal. I really think he's past the point of caring. He slowly realised people saw him for what he is and just stopped trying to be a vaguely tolerable human being. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I bet you his wife hasn't shagged him for years. "Oh yes, Owen scores! He's slotted that one right between the posts. The speed to get in behind, he sneaked in without being noticed. There was no one stopping him, the goal was gaping" "Fuck off Michael" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 On of the replies Michael tampon Owen. One week in,3 weeks out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgs Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 'Even though I get this channel for free, if he's on it, I wont be watching' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What a twonk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Well done, he's thirteen." gets me every single time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "Well done, he's thirteen." gets me every single time. Neville's clearly not a fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wound up speaking to Neville last year in my last job - he had an autobiography coming out, dunno how it was me who ended up speaking to him but I'm not complaining, privilege for me personally. Soon descended into a very informal chat about all things football (very knowledgeable bloke btw), and I asked him about Owen and this video. Simply said, "He's a little shit. Always was and still is." Get in, Nev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Couldn't even watch that video, the bloke is utterly cringeworthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 It's meant to be comedic/ironic but it isn't. It's basically just an exaggerated version of EXACTLY what he's like. He's been doing that video, in so many words, since the day he left us. Colossal cunt, I fucking hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I'd love it if they did an Extras episode with Michael Owen, he wouldn't even need to do any acting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Nothing would delight me more than to see him somehow go bankrupt, a dodgy investment or something, would be epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Seen his comments about Suarez on the BBC website today? All about how he should stay with Liverpool because they're "as big, if not bigger" than Arsenal and he's struggling to understand why anyone would leave a club with the "stature" of Liverpool. What a fucking dimwit the bloke is. There's got to be a few worried faces down at BT Sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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