Guest HTT II Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) 37 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Aye, was called cereal cunt Edited August 29, 2022 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Yeah it was awful. It really takes something to make cereal taste bad, you just add loads of sugar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Guybrush said: Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Did he needlessly smash goals past this child as well? Maybe not as out there as a TV show and cereal but the most egregious endorsement imo remains his shitty football game, World League Soccer. Steaming pile of shite, that. Edited August 29, 2022 by wormy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 49 minutes ago, Guybrush said: Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Completely forgot this existed, think he came out of a poster on the kid's wall. Always been a fan of self promotion, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, JB said: Completely forgot this existed, think he came out of a poster on the kid's wall. Always been a fan of self promotion, the cunt. Apparently he did! Which is inexplicably both terrifying and boring at the same time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Pathetic little worm, treats us like shit, never says anything remotely positive about his time here. Newcastle start looking like they could become an elite club in a few years and he changes his tune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, bowlingcrofty said: Awful man, simply awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Why the fuck does he keep regurgitating this same shit over and over again? Is it some pathetic attempt to get back into the hearts and minds of Liverpool fans? Arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Decky said: Why the fuck does he keep regurgitating this same shit over and over again? Is it some pathetic attempt to get back into the hearts and minds of Liverpool fans? Arsehole. There's definitely an element of licking the hoop of Liverpool in the hope they one day treat him like one of their legends. But it feels like he's also constantly trying to explain away the whole thing, as if putting more context in every time is going to make him seem less of a cunt when it actually just shows him for more and more the narcissist he is. Ironically it just makes him look even shitter. Never committed to NUFC for more than a season at a time (officially anyway; the cunt was never committed full stop). All whilst grovelling for his boyhood club to take him back every year who never appeared to give him a second look ever again. I'd fucking love him to go bankrupt. Be absolutely tremendous. Edited October 3, 2022 by wormy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 3 hours ago, bowlingcrofty said: Ylu could have played for Liverpool if you had taken less wages you horrible little cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Earning huge money while on the sidelines, of course you had a great time. Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, wormy said: I'd fucking love him to go bankrupt. Be absolutely tremendous. Goes bankrupt and gets 18 months for noshing off a horse if there’s any justice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Michael who Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Linton Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Best thing is he really can't understand why he's so unpopular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OoOGazOoO Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 His desperation to go back to Liverpool was insane! Always comes across as completely disrespectful to Newcastle and we were simply an engineered way for him to get back to Anfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Bullshitting little wanksplat spewing utter pigshit as per. Makes a big deal about wanting to sign for Liverpool but crawled over broken glass to sign for Man U a few years later. There's several huge reasons why he's universally despised by the fans of every team he's played for - the bloke's simply an obnoxious, arrogant jumbocunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Didn’t Liverpool sign Suarez 18 months after he left us for Man U? Pretty sure his knee injury and Torres signing didn’t align either, although I may be getting mixed up with the metatarsal or one of many hamstring injuries So sorry Little man, but Torres and Suarez didn’t stop you going back, being a little short cunt did that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I knew someone who lives in the same town/ village as he does. Apparently no-one likes him there either Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, gbandit said: Goes bankrupt and gets 18 months for noshing off a horse if there’s any justice Come on, that's not on. There is a limit. Why the hell would you wish that on the horse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 He has no brain cells. He burned his Liverpool bridge by signing for Man U. He is conevniently leaving that part of his history and just focussing the narrative on 'oooh i so wanted to sign back for Liverpool but signed for Newcastle instead'. Completely leaving out he signed for their bitter rivals after Newcastle. Absolute baboon shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 His lack of self-awareness when doing interviews like that is truly astonishing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, SteV said: His lack of self-awareness when doing interviews like that is truly astonishing Narsacism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 (edited) His head is so "me, me, me" that he still doesn't feel like he did anything wrong, so it appears he thinks if he re-tells the story enough times then people will start to understand Edited October 4, 2022 by Interpolic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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