James Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Ryde should do these kind of interviews more often to be honest. Much better than the lazy speculation usually published. I'd like to read reflections from Clarence Acuna about his time here for example. However Owen is a boring and lazy choice of interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen 12m I'm doing another best 5 a side team I've played with after my performance tonight! Van Der Saar Gazza Barnes Scholes Giggs Owen (sub!!!) michael owen @themichaelowen 2m Players I've played alongside keep popping into my head. Here's another decent team! Seaman Rio Raul Rooney Shearer Zidane and Ronaldo you fucking arse biscuit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Here's a group of players made into a 5-a-side team that Owen is more familiar with: Sorensen, Cameron, Adam, Shea, Edu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 What a boring, self obsessed cunt. Honestly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 What a boring, self obsessed cunt. Honestly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I'm gonna start tweeting about the 5 fittest girls I have slept with, unfortunately like Owen I have either been on the bench or had to pull out before the final whistle with all of them as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 this was a gem two days ago. Well jel I wasn't at this event: michael owen @themichaelowen 16 Jul I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 this was a gem two days ago. Well jel I wasn't at this event: michael owen @themichaelowen 16 Jul I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Tbf, that sounds amaze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 His voice grates on me. Has that been covered at all? Add it to the list. I'd rather listen finger nails being dragged down a blackboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 This will haunt my nightmares. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 this was a gem two days ago. Well jel I wasn't at this event: michael owen @themichaelowen 16 Jul I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More If that wasn't an Accidental Partridge it should have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/BTSportUK/posts/527475600658980 The replies "this fits Owen's personality perfectly. Complete narcissist who loved himself and was only ever concerned about his personal well-being ..." "About as much charisma as a brick wall. Great finisher in his day just a boring bell end now who couldn't finish his dinner. " I wasn't told about Michael 'personality' Owen when I signed up. Oh god it's going to be dull." "He has a voice for braille" "Parasite" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Jesus Christ, could this bloke be any further up his own arse? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Oh my word he's such a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Seriously, man. What an apocalyptic twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 "He has a voice for braille" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Brilliant. Particular kudos too: 'Would rather listen to the teacher doing the register in 'ferris buellers day off' do a lecture on wood for 8 hours' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Does he think he'll come across well doing that? Ultimate cringe by the time I gets to the Argentina goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 On of the replies Michael tampon Owen. One week in,3 weeks out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Does he think he'll come across well doing that? Ultimate cringe by the time I gets to the Argentina goal. I really think he's past the point of caring. He slowly realised people saw him for what he is and just stopped trying to be a vaguely tolerable human being. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I bet you his wife hasn't shagged him for years. "Oh yes, Owen scores! He's slotted that one right between the posts. The speed to get in behind, he sneaked in without being noticed. There was no one stopping him, the goal was gaping" "Fuck off Michael" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 On of the replies Michael tampon Owen. One week in,3 weeks out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgs Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 'Even though I get this channel for free, if he's on it, I wont be watching' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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