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One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?  

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  1. 1. One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?

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Ryde should do these kind of interviews more often to be honest. Much better than the lazy speculation usually published.

 

I'd like to read reflections from Clarence Acuna about his time here for example. However Owen is a boring and lazy choice of interview.

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  • 3 weeks later...

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 12m

I'm doing another best 5 a side team I've played with after my performance tonight! Van Der Saar Gazza Barnes Scholes Giggs Owen (sub!!!)

 

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 2m

Players I've played alongside keep popping into my head. Here's another decent team! Seaman Rio Raul Rooney Shearer

 

 

 

Zidane and Ronaldo you fucking arse biscuit.

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I'm gonna start tweeting about the 5 fittest girls I have slept with, unfortunately like Owen I have either been on the bench or had to pull out before the final whistle with all of them as well.

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this was a gem two days ago.  Well jel I wasn't at this event:

 

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 16 Jul

I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters.

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Tbf, that sounds amaze  :iamatwat:

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this was a gem two days ago.  Well jel I wasn't at this event:

 

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen 16 Jul

I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters.

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If that wasn't an Accidental Partridge it should have been.
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https://www.facebook.com/BTSportUK/posts/527475600658980

 

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"this fits Owen's personality perfectly. Complete narcissist who loved himself and was only ever concerned about his personal well-being ..."

 

"About as much charisma as a brick wall. Great finisher in his day just a boring bell end now who couldn't finish his dinner.

 

" I wasn't told about Michael 'personality' Owen when I signed up. Oh god it's going to be dull."

 

"He has a voice for braille"

 

"Parasite"

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Does he think he'll come across well doing that? :lol:

 

Ultimate cringe by the time I gets to the Argentina goal.

 

I really think he's past the point of caring. He slowly realised people saw him for what he is and just stopped trying to be a vaguely tolerable human being.

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