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Michael Owen (now retired)


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He’s such a little narcissistic little cunt with no personality whatsoever. He’s a serial killer in another life and a very dull one at that. His lass must fucking hate in the sack time with him on top of her, the weird little creep. 

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He's probably the only member of the club, mind. Probably charges himself too to be part of his own fan club. You'd get a mug with his face on it as a sign-up gift.

 

 

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Would love to believe he's trolling - it's too tragic to believe to be real.

 

Heard on podcasts that apparently he was a decent laugh at Liverpool, and actually has a sense of humour to date. 

 

At least 60% thinks he knows what he's up too posting that and quite frankly couldn't give a fuck, but the other 39% is sure he's dragged his family out to a horse stable to watch him polish his medal collection. 

 

 

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On 20/12/2021 at 03:09, nufcjb said:

He's probably the only member of the club, mind. Probably charges himself too to be part of his own fan club. You'd get a mug with his face on it as a sign-up gift.

 

 

 

 

Probably signed his wife and kids up and makes them drink their morning brow out of that mug. Probably gives them a Michael Owen calendar that they have to hide every year too.

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19 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

Not sure who I'd rather drop kick 1st out of those 2...

 

There really is something about him that makes me skin crawl.

 

This statement is interchangeable for both of them.

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