gbandit Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Honestly man, it’s like someone in a lab came up with the most piss-weak troll they could imagine. Everything he does pisses me off and yet he’s an absolute weapons grade loser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) All of the above. That clip of him being a cunt to the 13yr-old keeper while Neville Southall berates him just sums him up. Probs gets used by psychologists to pinpoint mental deviance Edited June 16, 2022 by Groundhog63 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 45 minutes ago, hakka said: Michael Rees-Mogg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Ascunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 59 minutes ago, hakka said: He 100% knows he's got eyes on him and he absolutely fucking loves it. What a bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 9 hours ago, hakka said: Try hard cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 10 hours ago, hakka said: Pisshat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, nufcjb said: Pisshat. Wanker’s hat! Edited June 16, 2022 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 I like it now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Wondered why Paul Scholes is trending, and it's because someone on Love Island sucked Michael Owen's daughter's toes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, BlueStar said: Wondered why Paul Scholes is trending, and it's because someone on Love Island sucked Michael Owen's daughter's toes. After seeing her outfit/dancing yesterday, I can understand anyone wanting to do anything they possibly could to her. I’d happily listen to Michael talk shit over a Sunday roast if I knew I was able to buck into the back of his daughter that evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) 37 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Aye, was called cereal cunt Edited August 29, 2022 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, NEEJ said: Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Yeah it was awful. It really takes something to make cereal taste bad, you just add loads of sugar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Guybrush said: Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Did he needlessly smash goals past this child as well? Maybe not as out there as a TV show and cereal but the most egregious endorsement imo remains his shitty football game, World League Soccer. Steaming pile of shite, that. Edited August 29, 2022 by wormy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 49 minutes ago, Guybrush said: Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Completely forgot this existed, think he came out of a poster on the kid's wall. Always been a fan of self promotion, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 14 minutes ago, JB said: Completely forgot this existed, think he came out of a poster on the kid's wall. Always been a fan of self promotion, the cunt. Apparently he did! Which is inexplicably both terrifying and boring at the same time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Pathetic little worm, treats us like shit, never says anything remotely positive about his time here. Newcastle start looking like they could become an elite club in a few years and he changes his tune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, bowlingcrofty said: Awful man, simply awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Why the fuck does he keep regurgitating this same shit over and over again? Is it some pathetic attempt to get back into the hearts and minds of Liverpool fans? Arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Decky said: Why the fuck does he keep regurgitating this same shit over and over again? Is it some pathetic attempt to get back into the hearts and minds of Liverpool fans? Arsehole. There's definitely an element of licking the hoop of Liverpool in the hope they one day treat him like one of their legends. But it feels like he's also constantly trying to explain away the whole thing, as if putting more context in every time is going to make him seem less of a cunt when it actually just shows him for more and more the narcissist he is. Ironically it just makes him look even shitter. Never committed to NUFC for more than a season at a time (officially anyway; the cunt was never committed full stop). All whilst grovelling for his boyhood club to take him back every year who never appeared to give him a second look ever again. I'd fucking love him to go bankrupt. Be absolutely tremendous. Edited October 3, 2022 by wormy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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