BlueStar Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 When Rebecca asks what he likes about her, Michael replies: “Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 These two have sent me into giggle fits. "Films" Even Beck's looks disinterested with him. The Upshot took it easy on Owen, that could have been much worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Sometimes I wonder if he’s just not wired up right. I know someone once asked the question whether you’d rather get stuck in a lift with Owen or Pardew but I don’t think that is a difficult question - the answer is Pardew every time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 (edited) Just cut the lift cables Edited March 16, 2023 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Just cut the lift cables With your teeth if necessary. I know the term ‘cunt’ gets bandied about a fair bit, but this prick ticks every box for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Something about this bloke that I really don't like. He's a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Always read the thread title as: Michael Owen (Now Retard) ??♂️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Love it when this chump is getting rinsed. Horrible little rat, can't wait til he gets trampled by horses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 He's like a dull Dennis Reynolds. "Looks like somebody's got a little lead in his shoes" "No. No, my shoes are fine, I assure you, they're made from the finest Italian leather, and the fit is perfect therefore there would be no room for lead" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geogaddi Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 1 hour ago, James said: Sometimes I wonder if he’s just not wired up right. I know someone once asked the question whether you’d rather get stuck in a lift with Owen or Pardew but I don’t think that is a difficult question - the answer is Pardew every time. For all his faults you can tell Pardew has the patter to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Geogaddi said: For all his faults you can tell Pardew has the patter to be fair. For all I despised him as a manager for his dire ineptitude, I bet the Wimbledon Lothario has a story or two to keep you entertained. Edited March 16, 2023 by Mattoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Still hate 16 year old me for being naive enough to be excited when this cunt signed. Ruined the already-shite gold kit with his name and number. I'll never forgive myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Imagine being in a lift with both of them, having to endure the inevitable Eleven-erith-off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Something unsettling about this guy. Like an uncanny valley kind of feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 He’s a complete creep, one of the thickest people out there but not even in an endearing way, just a horrible self-interested shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 If anyone would have the misfortune to be stuck in a lift with Owen, I reckon only one person would be coming out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 What if he's neurodivergent? Autistic? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 31 minutes ago, La Parka said: What if he's neurodivergent? Autistic? In the interests of not patronising him or treating him any differently, I'd continue to think he's a little pipsqueak cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 It’s a strange argument, I know loads of autistic people and they’ve got just as much variety to their personalities as neurotypical people. Being a dickhead is being a dickhead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pups Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 05/10/2022 at 10:36, JumpersForGoalposts said: Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/ has anybody got any decent design skills to update his brochure? A few amendments are of course necessary, especially page 1 entitled 'Fucking Twat' followed by some nonsensical quotes and pictures of him oafing around a golf course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mr Pups said: has anybody got any decent design skills to update his brochure? A few amendments are of course necessary, especially page 1 entitled 'Fucking Twat' followed by some nonsensical quotes and pictures of him oafing around a golf course The thing is, it’s so fucking cringe that it’s funnier left how it is. If you were shown this without any context it really does come across as a piss take on how awful a human he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pups Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Just now, FLUMPO235 said: The thing is, it’s so fucking cringe that it’s funnier left how it is. If you were shown this without any context it really does come across as a piss take on how awful a human he is. I never actually read any of the shit back then (mind why would I want to) but your right it's comedy gold, I still need convinced it's not a piss take Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 My lasting memories of this cunt's football-dodging career are: - when he dropped his fucking arse when brought on as a sub here when we beat Manure in the season we finished 5th. The crowd chanting 'one greedy bastard' - stinking up Tony Pulis's Stoke for a last hurrah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, toon25 said: My lasting memories of this cunt's football-dodging career are: - when he dropped his fucking arse when brought on as a sub here when we beat Manure in the season we finished 5th. The crowd chanting 'one greedy bastard' - stinking up Tony Pulis's Stoke for a last hurrah Quote When I meet Newcastle or Liverpool fans they all respect what I've done for their clubs. In stadiums it changes, 1 boo and the rest follow. "By the way, im not looking for sympathy. As long as my family don't boo me when I walk through the door I couldn't care less!!!" Actually annoys me he doesn't realise how much he's hated. You have to be a special breed of cunt to not be liked by any clubs fans you've played for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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