Interpolic Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Why the fuck am I reading about this shit? My fucking work's company intranet site is more interesting than this bilge. I don't care, man - just buy some players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You don't realise how much that tarmac costs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Dont forget the hidden costs too. There's the heaters needed to boil up the Tarmac and those Irish tinkers who lay the stuff have pretty pricey wage demands. It's a lot more than people think. Still though, staying in the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 It would be hilarious if it weren't true. So instead its just punch-me-in-the-face depressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The Andy Carroll money has really cemented it's place in nufc history Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Dont forget the hidden costs too. There's the heaters needed to boil up the Tarmac and those Irish tinkers who lay the stuff have pretty pricey wage demands. It's a lot more than people think. Still though, staying in the club. And that you have to account for the maintenance of the tarmac for the next 99 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The Andy Carroll money has really cemented it's place in nufc history * Tarmacked ffs. It's a fucking shit joke, but you've still missed an open goal there. "Cemented" has just confused me, probably because my head is spinning with the excitement of the tarmac. Do other clubs announce shit like this btw? Have Man Utd or Wigan for that matter ever done a story about upgrading to double-quilted bog-roll? I suppose we don't look at their websites so we'll never know, but it's not the first bit of press / patter that just feels small-time / pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The Andy Carroll money has really cemented it's place in nufc history * Tarmacked ffs. It's a f***ing s*** joke, but you've still missed an open goal there. "Cemented" has just confused me, probably because my head is spinning with the excitement of the tarmac. Do other clubs announce s*** like this btw? Have Man Utd or Wigan for that matter ever done a story about upgrading to double-quilted bog-roll? I suppose we don't look at their websites so we'll never know, but it's not the first bit of press / patter that just feels small-time / pointless. FWIW we get stuff like this from Barça all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The Andy Carroll money has really cemented it's place in nufc history * Tarmacked ffs. It's a f***ing s*** joke, but you've still missed an open goal there. "Cemented" has just confused me, probably because my head is spinning with the excitement of the tarmac. Do other clubs announce s*** like this btw? Have Man Utd or Wigan for that matter ever done a story about upgrading to double-quilted bog-roll? I suppose we don't look at their websites so we'll never know, but it's not the first bit of press / patter that just feels small-time / pointless. FWIW we get stuff like this from Barça all the time. Really? Got any examples? Would be genuinely interested. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 They had a press release last week on the works for re-laying the pitch, although this might be remotely news-worthy. Real Madrid's new training pitch was all over the telly a couple weeks ago too. But yeah, every time they do whatever petty work, from buying a new bus to changing the hot dog stands, it's on the local press. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This is worse than the none sale summer. We get the club website giving us tripe about tarmac, Ryan Taylor's holidays to America and videos of that stupid cunt goalkeeping coach on the plane with a camcorder. Add that to Lee Ryder's badly punctuated nothing journalism, which is then contradicted by the other paper hours later, and it's no wonder everyone's so fucking irritable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 This is worse than the none sale summer. We get the club website giving us tripe about tarmac, Ryan Taylor's holidays to America and videos of that stupid cunt goalkeeping coach on the plane with a camcorder. Add that to Lee Ryder's badly punctuated nothing journalism, which is then contradicted by the other paper hours later, and it's no wonder everyone's so fucking irritable. I remember during that summer, somebody (I think it was Mike) said in the 'Other Clubs' Transfers' thread "OK, at which point do we just rename this thread 'Transfers?'" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I wonder how long it will be until they realise that running on tarmac with football boots on isn't the best idea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheSummerOf69 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 What's the odds on it having Sports Direct plastered all over it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I wonder how long it will be until they realise that running on tarmac with football boots on isn't the best idea? Got to keep those kids busy cleaning boots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Regarding the update from the club about the Tarmac "upgrade". I cant see an issue with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
localshop Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheSummerOf69 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM. He's really hard, apparently. We should let him loose on De Jong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugatu Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM. Yeah I'm struggling to find any concrete info about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM. Yeah I'm struggling to find any concrete info about him. Apparently the Carroll money paved the way for the deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 can't help but feel we're being led up the garden path on this one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugatu Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is this Tarmac lad one of Graham Carr's signings? Any one seen him play (?) can't find anything on youtube or even FM. Yeah I'm struggling to find any concrete info about him. Apparently the Carroll money paved the way for the deal. As long as he's not using us as a stepping stone to a bigger club. Right I'll stop now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Heard a rumour we are trying to bring in Mauro Formica. £1 million tops. Just to cover all bases in case of damage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Heard a rumour we are trying to bring in Mauro Formica. £1 million tops. Just to cover all bases in case of damage. Sounds like it could work, top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts