LFEE Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Does the cross at Villa count as his assist, if so that's 2 in 2. Saw 60 minutes worht of highlights on Football First, he was an absolute beast. Long may it continue Anyone know where I could find the 60min highlights?... Was away and the Sky+ app on the iPhone only let's you record the program without the match choice so always stuck with screen 1 when recording this way... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I really think everyone should pay a visit to .cock and see his Paintball pictures Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 United's players and staff swapped balls and boots for bullets and barricades on Tuesday, as they spent an afternoon paintballing. With seven new faces joining the St. James' Park ranks over the summer - who have all hit the ground running during the Club's unbeaten start to the 2011/12 campaign - it was the perfect opportunity for everyone to let their hair down and indulge in a spot of team bonding to boot. So Newcastle headed to Slaley Hall in the Northumberland countryside, where it was players against staff over the course of four games. From coaches and physios, to kit men and video analysts, they all donned the camouflage overalls and masks before heading into the woodland. And it was certainly an eventful afternoon for all involved. Be it the sight of goalkeeping coach Andy Woodman managing to fall over at the start of every game, or midfielder Cheik Tiote stocking up on enough paint grenades to satisfy an army, it is fair to say that everyone got fully immersed in the afternoon's activities. There was, however, rumours of some foul play going on behind enemy lines. Winger Gabriel Obertan chose to keep a safe distance from the action, yet still managed to get hit by a couple of body shots, while full-back Ryan Taylor found himself singled out and ambushed by three members of staff after the whistle was blown to finish one of the games. But it was Steven Taylor who deserves to be court-martialed for his underhand tactics. Insiders claim the defender was sniping against his teammates for his own entertainment, before turning the gun on the Club's official photographer Ian Horrocks and video reporter Rob Scanlon, who were both chronicling the afternoon. It was all in good spirits though and, for the record, the staff will be enjoying bragging rights around the Training Centre for the foreseeable future… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Just happy nobody was killed. Taking Tiote paintballing for fucks sake, are they fucking clueless? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Tiote looks like part of a Somalian death squad in one of the paintballing pics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6155/6191302031_4cc6dc7260_z.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dell Boi Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Knew they would be posted in here lol, epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 So it's true. Saylor got his hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PENKAAA Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 It's a good place at Slaley, been there before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 "Masks on beyond this point" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Just happy nobody was killed. Taking Tiote paintballing for f***s sake, are they f***ing clueless? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 “On Tuesday we all went paint-balling up at Slaley Hall. All the players and coaching staff went, and for some of us it was a brand new experience. And it was a super day, too. Cheick (Tioté) was the star, he was great, but it was just one of those days that everyone enjoyed. Read More http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/09/29/our-spirit-s-better-than-ever-jonas-gutierrez-61634-29505899/#ixzz1ZLeIgs7W Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 He was probably running round with a fucking paint gatling gun tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 He was probably running round with a f***ing paint gatling gun tbf. More like a paint RPG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I don't think he used a gun, he stalked his prey and slammed one individual paintball onto them by hand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Cabaye probably a sniper! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Tiote wouldn't have ran. His foe would have blinked and he'd be there when their eyes opened and BANG by hand,paintball between the eyes. Also that pic of him with the helmets on a table next to him, I'll wager skulls are still inside them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 “On Tuesday we all went paint-balling up at Slaley Hall. All the players and coaching staff went, and for some of us it was a brand new experience. And it was a super day, too. Cheick (Tioté) was the star, he was great, but it was just one of those days that everyone enjoyed. Read More http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/09/29/our-spirit-s-better-than-ever-jonas-gutierrez-61634-29505899/#ixzz1ZLeIgs7W I'm glad The Journal made it clear it was Tiote he was on about, and not one of our other Cheicks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 “On Tuesday we all went paint-balling up at Slaley Hall. All the players and coaching staff went, and for some of us it was a brand new experience. And it was a super day, too. Cheick (Tioté) was the star, he was great, but it was just one of those days that everyone enjoyed. Read More http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/09/29/our-spirit-s-better-than-ever-jonas-gutierrez-61634-29505899/#ixzz1ZLeIgs7W I'm glad The Journal made it clear it was Tiote he was on about, and not one of our other Cheicks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Didn't even use a gun apparently. Just threw the paintballs at people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I heard he just used his cock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 I wonder how long we can sustain this great team spirit. Two of the players and the manager credited with it are no longer here plus a host of new players were brought in and it seems to be just as strong. It would be incredible if we kept it going year after year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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