biggs Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Thought no one could be a bigger bellend than Pardew but this chump wins hands down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 “Pards has been on, I speak to him because he’s my mate and he’s on quite a bit,” Carver says. “He has excellent experience at it and that’s why I’m listening to what he is saying. Without a shadow of a doubt he has helped me through this." On the phone to Pards for support. He's not even his own man doing it his way. Listening to fucking Pardew to get through this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/18/john-carver-task-newcastle-united-blighted-bans-injuries Comparing himself to Ferguson now :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Someone remove his tongue. Please. *Lick* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 It's surreal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The fucker made it perfectly clear when the window closed that he was more than happy with the state of the squad both numerically and quality-wise. He bent over backwards to emphasise how happy he was and how he was looking forward to being manager. Can't change your story now you daft cunt. He speaks with a forked tongue, he's as duplicitous as the pricks above him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Mike Williamson playing on the left is the reason we've scored 4 goals in the last 9 games then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The f***er made it perfectly clear when the window closed that he was more than happy with the state of the squad both numerically and quality-wise. He bent over backwards to emphasise how happy he was and how he was looking forward to being manager. Can't change your story now you daft c***. He speaks with a forked tongue, he's as duplicitous as the pricks above him. totally agree with this, I honestly wonder how this bloke would score in an iq test Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I don't hate him. He's just clearly a wanker with no brains. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 This daft cunt has very skilled at name dripping I'll give him that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The f***er made it perfectly clear when the window closed that he was more than happy with the state of the squad both numerically and quality-wise. He bent over backwards to emphasise how happy he was and how he was looking forward to being manager. Can't change your story now you daft c***. He speaks with a forked tongue, he's as duplicitous as the pricks above him. Exactly, and as always it's criminal that journalists don't question him about it. Or, they don't even have to question him, just a couple of articles clarifying that he's contradicting himself would be nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpinho Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 https://www.bluesq.com/premier-league/carver-happy-with-newcastle-options-070215-9.html could pick any article from any source around that time and he repeatedly states how happy he was with the squad size. Now his hands are tied. Bangs on about the majority of people supporting him face to face, honestly who are these cretins? Elevator maintenance man again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Mike Williamson playing on the left is the reason we've scored 4 goals in the last 9 games then. He's far better at hoofing long when playing from the right. Come on man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 “But I don’t listen to it. If someone comes up to me face-to-face and has a go, I can accept it because it is their opinion. I find it tough, but I accept it. If someone has a go you lose your fucking rag, offer them out and then hide in the training ground until they go away and you can sneak out you spineless little prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 When questioned on the lack of new arrivals on deadline day, Carver simply insisted he will work with what he has until the end of the season and concentrate on Stoke. "People will be surprised but I've been totally focused on this and when Lee (Charnley, Managing Director) said to me there's nobody coming in, I'm fine with that," Carver told Sky Sports. Carver highlighted the lack of significant departures from the club during January and, with the window now closed, he is eager to get on with things. "I did go on record and say that Moussa Sissoko wasn't going anywhere, so that was pleasing. But to have a group of players that we have here now, I am delighted," he said. Stoke travel to Tyneside after back-to-back league victories over Leicester and QPR that have moved Mark Hughes' team above Newcastle and into 11th spot. The Magpies have won the last three meetings with the Potters at St James' Park and Carver is happy to be dealing with some welcome selection headaches this weekend. "We are going to have problems this weekend because I will have to leave some people out the 18, which is the first time we've had to do that for a long time, so we are in a healthy position," said Carver. Feb 6th Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I don't hate him. He's just clearly a wanker with no brains. Well I do hate him. He's everything I hate. A liar, a pretentious coward, a wilfully brainless man with no morals or self respect extending beyond his own bottom line. A man willing to throw easy targets under the bus (Abeid) while tiptoeing around sackless cunts like our CB pairing. He's scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I don't hate him. He's just clearly a w***** with no brains. Well I do hate him. He's everything I hate. A liar, a pretentious coward, a wilfully brainless man with no morals or self respect extending beyond his own bottom line. A man willing to throw easy targets under the bus (Abeid) while tiptoeing around sackless c***s like our CB pairing. He's scum. Spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He also has a face like a punched lasagne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He also has a face like a punched lasagne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 A face only a mother could love. Not a problem though - the fact that he is not fit to manage the club on every level is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He also has a face like a punched lasagne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He also has a face like a punched lasagne. can't breathe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstef Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I don't hate him. He's just clearly a w***** with no brains. Well I do hate him. He's everything I hate. A liar, a pretentious coward, a wilfully brainless man with no morals or self respect extending beyond his own bottom line. A man willing to throw easy targets under the bus (Abeid) while tiptoeing around sackless c***s like our CB pairing. He's scum. Spot fucking on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He also has a face like a punched lasagne. :spit: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 What's his excuse for losing almost every game before we had the injuries and suspensions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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