huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Bobby used to tell him to wipe the dogshit off Andy O'Brien's boots. Pardew on the other hand fed him a tonne of bullshit about being his Geordie second-in-command. you can bet pardew used to tell him, "listen to me John. Watch, listen, and learn and one day you will be as good as me and all this wil be yours." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 The man is an absolute disgrace. He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans. He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job. Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league. It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results. It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side. He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes. He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his shit tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield. The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here. The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 The man is an absolute disgrace. He's got one of the worst records in Premier League history and he's blaming fans. He talks about wanting the best for the club, but won't step down and has his lips glued to Ashley's arse with surgical precision to ensure he keeps his job. Add to that, we've actually got a competent Premier League 11 out there and he's making them all look Sunday league. It's one thing to have injuries and get a few bad results. It's quite another to be losing every single game, as to the point where most managers could get more from the same run of fixtures out of a league two side. He plays long ball to small players, subs off the central midfield every game and constantly makes the team worse with every decision he makes. He fell out with Jonas, which seems very difficult to do and was probably because Jonas had the balls to ask what his s*** tactics were about, with long balls to nowhere and Gouffran in central midfield. The whole club is a shambles and the fact Carver speaks up for it and thinks he deserves a job, shows he's a desperate job saving leech, or the stupidest man on earth and either way it's terrible for the club that he's still here. The day he leaves, the club will be better for it, simple as that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 no one ever calls him out on the players he does have available when he witters on about who's injured or suspended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I wonder if he thinks he is liked because of where he's from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 "When you go to work after a win, you're in a better mood, so whatever business you're in, it makes you work that bit harder and you get more profits. We need to do that. We need to win football matches to give everybody a huge lift." Mothertrucker are you out of your damned mind?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 What the actual fuck is this clown on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon; "John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado." John Gibson must have wrote that after a few brandy's last night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm not being funny like but he has genuinely had terrible luck with injuries and suspensions. Not quite Roeder levels but it's been pretty bad. As manager he carries the can for fitness and discipline though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Massively but he's obviously too much of an arse-kisser to kick up a fuss about anything. Makes Pardew look like Che Guevara. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone super impose his head onto a turnip? Would like to see something like that distributed, would I not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Even if the first 11 he has put out every week is inferior to the opposition, the very least you expect is for the team to compete and for there to be a coherent gameplan. Even non-league teams manage that when playing against Premier League teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 http://www.themag.co.uk/ Terrible picture.... :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone not tie this man's mouth shut. Garbage pouring out everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone super impose his head onto a turnip? Would like to see something like that distributed, would I not. I doubt it would look much different. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Our very own turnip bracket http://i.cubeupload.com/T2Rcr3.jpg http://i.cubeupload.com/QMO9ao.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 He has but he let santon go and championed it in the press. Could have done with him like I always think it's Charney's decision, not Carver's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Carver keeps saying we need a win and how he's trying to come up with a way of doing that with the players available. How about we concentrate on not losing first? Park the bus and try to scrape a draw or maybe even a lucky win. Every time he's "gone for it" we've been beaten as our attack can't score, our midfield can't score or create chances and our defence can't keep a clean sheet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 How about he just fucks off and dies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 How about he just f***s off and dies. I second this option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannybagoftudor Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can someone super impose his head onto a turnip? Would like to see something like that distributed, would I not. His head looks more like a scrotum to be honest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Carver keeps saying we need a win and how he's trying to come up with a way of doing that with the players available. How about we concentrate on not losing first? Park the bus and try to scrape a draw or maybe even a lucky win. Every time he's "gone for it" we've been beaten as our attack can't score, our midfield can't score or create chances and our defence can't keep a clean sheet. We tried that last time out and had to change tactics and players at half time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Carver keeps saying we need a win and how he's trying to come up with a way of doing that with the players available. How about we concentrate on not losing first? Park the bus and try to scrape a draw or maybe even a lucky win. Every time he's "gone for it" we've been beaten as our attack can't score, our midfield can't score or create chances and our defence can't keep a clean sheet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Carver keeps saying we need a win and how he's trying to come up with a way of doing that with the players available. How about we concentrate on not losing first? Park the bus and try to scrape a draw or maybe even a lucky win. Every time he's "gone for it" we've been beaten as our attack can't score, our midfield can't score or create chances and our defence can't keep a clean sheet. Not really your business anymore is it? You just worry about Palace and let us get on with exorcising the shite you left behind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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