Mick Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 The lying bastard is covering his arse, he's created a fictitious situation to explain his actions in case somebody goes to the club or the police about his behaviour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 A manager saying he can't affect whether his team concede a fucking goal or not What are you getting fucking paid for then, you bollock-faced knacker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Looks like charnley has a job tomorrow hand picking personal bodyguards so Carver can continue being the worst manager we've ever had with no distractions from noisy disgruntled fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I think me chucking my season ticket at him yesterday has tipped him over the edge. He'll be gone soon enough. No need to thank me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 “They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring. “I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that. That is fucking scary. The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Last week he said he shouldn't even have to go into the dressing room. He needs to be put down for the good of all concerned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 gonna get a banner "Carver is a pussyole" Offensive to pussholes tbh. Some are quite lovely. Carver has failed to earn the respect of the home fans, and that's all on him. In most cases fans can take solace in knowing one of their own is by their side. This cunt has betrayed that trust by arselicking al pards and now MA. Cretin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game. It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game. It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake. If he had anything about him, and really loved the club, he would have turned down the chance to manage, and told the club to bring someone in who can take the responsibility. Instead he's looked at the incompetent fraud that Pardew was and thought to himself, "fuck me if that cunt can do it, so can I". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game. It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Manager getting abuse after losing 8 of the last 9 matches including the derby, who'da thunk it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 This week was all about impressing those 20 sponsor representatives on the training ground. Well done JC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 People have been predicting this since he got the job. The saving grace of Carver is that he can never have the job for long. He hasn't got the slime ability that Pardew has to kiss people's arses. He is already blowing his top and give him enough time and he'll probably punch a fan or something. The man is an accident waiting to happen and we all need to be thankful for that. If he was this bad, but had Pardew's spin ability he'd be another knacker in the job for years. At least this way he guarantees the best he'll get is to the end of this season, but let's hope he goes mad before that and we can appoint somebody better, somebody like the person who serves the tea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 “They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring. “I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that. That is f***ing scary. The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him. Those quotes can't be real. 'They expect me to have an effect on the match' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't he now offers his own fan outside to fight him the same amount of times as he's won a game this season? The shocking fact is that the number isn't 0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He's losing it if he hasn't lost it already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-calls-protection-after-9123673 The comment about the stewards What does he want like a ring of steel? shameful coward just like his predosessor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 It's all about me, what a spineless knacker. Howay fans near the dugout ramp it up a bit more and he will blow, hilarious, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Kind of ironic that the 'big man' that marched over to the away end at St Mary's is now calling for protection from the same people he abused. Deserves everything he gets tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Hire people on minimum wage zero hour contracts, give them very little training whatsoever and expect them to put themselves at risk dealing with people you have incited. Then proceed to rip them to shreds in the national media because you failed to control yourself. If I was a steward around the dugout, I would be paying extra close attention between now and the end of the season. The next time he swears, escort him out right away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He's cracking. Won't be long now. If he had any dignity, he'd have never taken the job in the first place, nevermind resigning. One of us? My arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 What happens if he decides he's had enough, Steve Stone till the end of the season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Chris Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Can't believe this guy. Lashing out and trying to divert attention away from himself. Trying to blame the fans now for his problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game. It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake. I ripped the heart out and shoved a new one in, what else am I supposed to do? I can't stitch it up for her, I can't make it heal, I can't make it beat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 “They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring. “I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that. That is f***ing scary. The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him. Oh my God! Carver is completely off his head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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