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Looks like charnley has a job tomorrow hand picking personal bodyguards so Carver can continue being the worst manager we've ever had with no distractions from noisy disgruntled fans

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“They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring.

 

“I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that.

 

That is fucking scary.

 

The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him.

 

 

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"Carver is a pussyole"

 

Offensive to pussholes tbh. Some are quite lovely.

 

Carver has failed to earn the respect of the home fans, and that's all on him. In most cases fans can take solace in knowing one of their own is by their side. This cunt has betrayed that trust by arselicking al pards and now MA.

Cretin.

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If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game.

 

It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for fucks sake.

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If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game.

 

It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake.

 

If he had anything about him, and really loved the club, he would have turned down the chance to manage, and told the club to bring someone in who can take the responsibility. Instead he's looked at the incompetent fraud that Pardew was and thought to himself, "fuck me if that cunt can do it, so can I".

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If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game.

 

It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake.

 

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People have been predicting this since he got the job.  The saving grace of Carver is that he can never have the job for long.  He hasn't got the slime ability that Pardew has to kiss people's arses.  He is already blowing his top and give him enough time and he'll probably punch a fan or something.  The man is an accident waiting to happen and we all need to be thankful for that.  If he was this bad, but had Pardew's spin ability he'd be another knacker in the job for years.  At least this way he guarantees the best he'll get is to the end of this season, but let's hope he goes mad before that and we can appoint somebody better, somebody like the person who serves the tea.

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“They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring.

 

“I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that.

 

That is f***ing scary.

 

The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him.

 

 

Those quotes can't be real. 'They expect me to have an effect on the match'

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Hire people on minimum wage zero hour contracts,  give them very little training whatsoever and expect them to put themselves at risk dealing with people you have incited. Then proceed to rip them to shreds in the national media because you failed to control yourself. If I was a steward around the dugout, I would be paying extra close attention between now and the end of the season. The next time he swears, escort him out right away

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If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game.

 

It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake.

 

I ripped the heart out and shoved a new one in, what else am I supposed to do? I can't stitch it up for her, I can't make it heal, I can't make it beat?

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“They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring.

 

“I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that.

 

That is f***ing scary.

 

The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him.

 

Oh my God! Carver is completely off his head.

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