John Carver

[Darth Crooks]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/john-carver-phone-call-inspires-9139792#ICID=sharebar_twitter

at the Chronicle for publishing that shite.

 

'I has calmed down at that point'

 

Allow it, fam.

[NG32]

Being inspired by Carver  :lol:

 

The only people he could inspire is the drunks that hang around the Sainsbury's in town...inspire them to drink more.

 

 

[Darth Crooks]

Or an extreme challenge for oil of olay

[NG32]

Or an extreme challenge for oil of olay

 

Oil of Carver.

 

 

[BlueStar]

Or an extreme challenge for oil of olay

 

Oil of Carver.

 

 

This farmer loves Carver, get him!

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Oil of Howay?

[TBG]

Being inspired by Carver  :lol:

 

The only people he could inspire is the drunks that hang around the Sainsbury's in town...inspire them to drink more.

 

 

 

There's some thick none alcholic f***ers out there that lap it up though.

 

The All Newcastle Untied FC Fans page on Facebook shared the Chronicle atricle. The title of the post was "Atleast he went out his way and phone the lady which you can respect him for that, worth a read tho."

 

I thought that was bad til I read one of the comments:

 

Just a top notch Geordie who only wants to get best out of his team #teamcarvertruegeordie

 

It's alreet lads he's a Geordie, he's doing his best, all is forgiven.

[midds]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/278adac90d0404969864cd2bf9f3a497.jpg

 

So fuck? Ferguson or Mourinho couldn't do any better. FACT.

[Decky]

At what point did the Chronicle go from being anti-Ashley to completely sucking his cock?

 

[NG32]

Being inspired by Carver  :lol:

 

The only people he could inspire is the drunks that hang around the Sainsbury's in town...inspire them to drink more.

 

 

 

There's some thick none alcholic f***ers out there that lap it up though.

 

The All Newcastle Untied FC Fans page on Facebook shared the Chronicle atricle. The title of the post was "Atleast he went out his way and phone the lady which you can respect him for that, worth a read tho."

 

I thought that was bad til I read one of the comments:

 

Just a top notch Geordie who only wants to get best out of his team #teamcarvertruegeordie

 

It's alreet lads he's a Geordie, he's doing his best, all is forgiven.

 

I think they are Ashley's internet spooks.

[Skeletor]

At what point did the Chronicle go from being anti-Ashley to completely sucking his cock?

 

 

When Bendy Wendy lifted their ban.

[TBG]

Being inspired by Carver  :lol:

 

The only people he could inspire is the drunks that hang around the Sainsbury's in town...inspire them to drink more.

 

 

 

There's some thick none alcholic f***ers out there that lap it up though.

 

The All Newcastle Untied FC Fans page on Facebook shared the Chronicle atricle. The title of the post was "Atleast he went out his way and phone the lady which you can respect him for that, worth a read tho."

 

I thought that was bad til I read one of the comments:

 

Just a top notch Geordie who only wants to get best out of his team #teamcarvertruegeordie

 

It's alreet lads he's a Geordie, he's doing his best, all is forgiven.

 

link?

 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=943809295684834&id=427190780680024

[TBG]

True, but you still get the "jordie pashion!1!" brigade defending him.

[Hanshithispantz]

Pretty clear he couldn't give the slightest fuck about anything other than his bank account at this point.

[afar]

If we lose to Leicester, I honestly think that Ashley has to act and bring someone in, if nothing else to get "new manager bounce". I would even be prepared to accept the likes of Vennables, George Graham (if he's still alive), Redknapp or Curbs, that's how bad things are at the moment, I think each one of them is more than capable of getting the 2 points over the last 3 games. He's simply got to act if he values our PL status. Carver will lead us to 11 straight defeats, absolutely no doubt about that.

[mrmojorisin75]

ludicrous situation we're in that we're so bad at defending there's little chance a backs to the wall might secure a 0-0 and we're so bad going forward that trying to outscore them will absolutely not work

 

we're in a perfect pardew-esque state of footballing purgatory

[Paully]

 

If we lose to Leicester, I honestly think that Ashley has to act and bring someone in, if nothing else to get "new manager bounce". I would even be prepared to accept the likes of Vennables, George Graham (if he's still alive), Redknapp or Curbs, that's how bad things are at the moment, I think each one of them is more than capable of getting the 2 points over the last 3 games. He's simply got to act if he values our PL status. Carver will lead us to 11 straight defeats, absolutely no doubt about that.

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/36c31a8bb98792c03b1b10bb53d84b21.jpg

[Al Moody]

I'd rather have my old Saturday morning footy coach, Mr Rogers, in than this utter pillock, and he's deed.

[Cookie1892]

someone alluded to a comment he had made earlier whereby he said the players are giving him their all...................

 

i know the bloke has to protect his job and future and keep the players "on-side" (no pun intended when it comes to cisse) just like anyone on this board would but that is the most frightening comment i have seen from a manager of this club for a long long time

 

if he genuinely believes they are and thinks that we as supporters believe they are then he really is more deluded than i thought

 

[afar]

 

If we lose to Leicester, I honestly think that Ashley has to act and bring someone in, if nothing else to get "new manager bounce". I would even be prepared to accept the likes of Vennables, George Graham (if he's still alive), Redknapp or Curbs, that's how bad things are at the moment, I think each one of them is more than capable of getting the 2 points over the last 3 games. He's simply got to act if he values our PL status. Carver will lead us to 11 straight defeats, absolutely no doubt about that.

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/36c31a8bb98792c03b1b10bb53d84b21.jpg

 

I even think he would get us a point over the next 4 games, which might be enough, certainly got more chance than Charver. That's how bad the kit man is.

[Guest reefatoon]

RIP Mr Rogers

[afar]

Looks like we were all wrong here:

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/john-carver-phone-call-inspires-9139792

 

The guy is pure inspirational.

[Village Idiot]

 

If we lose to Leicester, I honestly think that Ashley has to act and bring someone in, if nothing else to get "new manager bounce". I would even be prepared to accept the likes of Vennables, George Graham (if he's still alive), Redknapp or Curbs, that's how bad things are at the moment, I think each one of them is more than capable of getting the 2 points over the last 3 games. He's simply got to act if he values our PL status. Carver will lead us to 11 straight defeats, absolutely no doubt about that.

 

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/29/36c31a8bb98792c03b1b10bb53d84b21.jpg

 

Dat lack of SD signage...

[TaylorJ_01]

Looks like we were all wrong here:

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/john-carver-phone-call-inspires-9139792

 

The guy is pure inspirational.

 

:lol:

 

"Save the club from relegation". He could achieve that by not getting another point.

[The College Dropout]

Losing to Leicester would be brilliant if Sunderland win. It's that moment when you realise the ship is hitting the iceberg and there's a 90% chance everyone is dying.