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In the game against Burnley, I thought for 45 minutes we played some really good football. The physical data has since come back and Burnley overran us. We had no legs in the team.

 

And so it begins. I mean, continues.

 

Jesus Christ.

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In the game against Burnley, I thought for 45 minutes we played some really good football. The physical data has since come back and Burnley overran us. We had no legs in the team.

 

And so it begins. I mean, continues.

wtf, that's not real, surely not

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In the game against Burnley, I thought for 45 minutes we played some really good football. The physical data has since come back and Burnley overran us. We had no legs in the team.

 

And so it begins. I mean, continues.

 

Jesus Christ.

 

That's gotto be one of the best football quotes, like, ever.

 

 

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Is this the analyst on the right here? Ben Stevens or whatever his name was. That guy's fucking shit anyway.

 

http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article6893754.ece/alternates/s615/Alan-Pardew-and-Mike-Ashley.jpg

 

He certainly must be if he didn't physically hold a shotgun to Pardew's face and tell him that aiming for Mike Williamson's midget head doesn't work.

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Is this the analyst on the right here? Ben Stevens or whatever his name was. That guy's f***ing s*** anyway.

 

http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article6893754.ece/alternates/s615/Alan-Pardew-and-Mike-Ashley.jpg

 

Aye, that's definitely him. Everyone on that picture is an odious cunt.

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From that Daily Mail article:

 

Ben Stevens says: 'If we’ve conceded a left foot free-kick into the top corner, he’ll come in and say "you didn’t tell me he could do that". Thankfully that doesn’t happen very often.'

 

No, we just conceded in every other way possible all the time.

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Notice the folder with most in it?

 

Out of possesion:

 

http://cdn.redmondpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/supercomputer.jpg

 

In possession:

 

http://www.dvdyourmemories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Floppy-Disc.jpg

 

Defensive planning:

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/7/675539/1278961026776.JPEG

 

Offensive planning:

 

http://www.altrap.com/editorialpics/pauldaniels.jpg

 

 

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Notice at the bottom of the screen that they're still running on a trial version of the software, which has expired. :lol:

 

Methinks that's almost certainly illegal, especially when used for commercial purposes. Tight bastards.

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Can Carver get us the 13 points we need to probably survive. From only 18 games, I doubt it. Crazy that it looks like being the only person probably worse than the last guy. He's at 7-1 now on Skybet :( http://www.skybet.com/football/specials/manager-specials

 

This club stinks.

 

And of course all we'll get from the media and other fans is that we brought this on ourselves by hounding out a good manager, just because he was a cockney. Pardew is going to look great and we'll be painted as the bad guys again.

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