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Newcastle United v Birmingham City Pre-match thread (07/05/2011 - 3pm KO)


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We'll smash these. Tiote hat-trick, Shola double hat-trick, Kuqi will grab a brace. The game will be remembered though for Steven Taylor scoring a last minute goal which will see him engage his super-super-geordie-hero-celebration mode andl have him climbing all the stairs up to the leazes corner before flinging himself to his death Kuqi style. Oh and Ranger will miss an abundance of open goals.

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Zigic oot.

 

Shame. One of the worst footballers I've ever seen.

 

You couldn't have watched us much.

 

I was there when we played them away and I've got to say Zigic put in one of the worst performances I've ever seen. If you had no idea who he was you'd think he'd been plucked from the crowd.

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Harper - Nothing

Coloccini - 10m

Enrique - 6m

Nolan - 4m

Campbell - nothing

Barton - 6m

Lovenkrands - nothing

Simpson - 500k

Perch - 1m

Raylor - nothing

Jonas - 5m

Ameobi - nothing

Tiote - 3.5m

Krul - nothing

Saylor - nothing

Ranger - nothing

Ferguson - nothing

Kuqi - nothing

 

Our entire squad for this game cost less than Andy Carroll :lol:

 

Only seven available players were bought for money.

 

You might need to have a word with your calculator.

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Harper - Nothing

Coloccini - 10m

Enrique - 6m

Nolan - 4m

Campbell - nothing

Barton - 6m

Lovenkrands - nothing

Simpson - 500k

Perch - 1m

Raylor - nothing

Jonas - 5m

Ameobi - nothing

Tiote - 3.5m

Krul - nothing

Saylor - nothing

Ranger - nothing

Ferguson - nothing

Kuqi - nothing

 

Our entire squad for this game cost less than Andy Carroll :lol:

 

Only seven available players were bought for money.

 

You might need to have a word with your calculator.

He got it from Poundland  ;D
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Its

 

---------------------Krul

 

Simo-------Tayls---------Colo---------Jose

 

Joey--------Tiote---------Nolan-------Jonas

 

------------Shola----------Loven

 

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/miles-tails-sega-21360356-100-89.gif

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Its

 

---------------------Krul

 

Simo-------Tayls---------Colo---------Jose

 

Joey--------Tiote---------Nolan-------Jonas

 

------------Shola----------Loven

I'd expect that team to see off a poor Birmingham side.
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Just rolled the dice twice. First roll was us, second for them. The game will end:

 

2 - 3

 

:weep:

 

What about another, last 'call of the dice'?  :shifty:

 

Just did for you sir, with another set of dices, and the score came up:

3 - 3

Let's hope the "last call of the dice" is true then!

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Just rolled the dice twice. First roll was us, second for them. The game will end:

 

2 - 3

 

:weep:

 

What about another, last 'call of the dice'?  :shifty:

 

Just did for you sir, with another set of dices, and the score came up:

3 - 3

Let's hope the "last call of the dice" is true then!

 

I wouldn't be happy with a 3-3. But thanks for rolling the dice again.  :lol:  O0

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I have a feeling Peter Lovenkrands will find the net one or two times today.

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