Mike Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I'm convinced they built St James' Park over a native american burial ground. It's the only explanation for what we're going through here. Carver talking to some dude that died 1000 years ago like "...Bobby?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The season review DVD won't have a single match on it. be like a 'best bits" compilation of various ridiculous things that have happened Easily the most dysfunctional team on Earth. Funnily enough, Blackpool manage to be worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just love how they feel compelled to prove they haven't lied to the fans by producing the actual letter. It's pathological, even small things like that are shrouded by duplicity and suspicion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The season review DVD won't have a single match on it. There's actually going to be one !? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just love how they feel compelled to prove they haven't lied to the fans by producing the actual letter. It's pathological, even small things like that are shrouded by duplicity and suspicion. I'm livid at how stupid they think we are but even more angry that some of our fans are taken in by it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The season review DVD won't have a single match on it. There's actually going to be one !? Ofcourse, all matches sponsored by S**** D**** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just love how they feel compelled to prove they haven't lied to the fans by producing the actual letter. It's pathological, everything they do is shrouded by duplicity and suspicion. Even small things like that. Being a fly on the wall at that meeting. Bishop - We'll get Colo to write a message asking for support, they like him so that should work Charnley - Dunno like, they hate everything at the moment despite our best efforts to make everything mint and Mike saving their bacon. Probably think it's all a bit fake. Carver - Ar here, ah nah wat al dee. I'll scribble on a sheet of A4 using me pen and al hold it up in me pressa like. Geordie John saves yiz agen. Eee am mint me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The season review DVD won't have a single match on it. There's actually going to be one !? Ofcourse, all matches sponsored by S**** D**** Might as well just fill it with the pre/post match conferences tbh, more memorable and entertaining than any of the games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9840001/carver-displays-coloccini-letter :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9840001/carver-displays-coloccini-letter :lol: So hang on. He wrote it in his native Spanish but it took him 3 goes because his own grammar, in his native Spanish, is so bad? Bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO725Hbzfls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 What a fucking bell end. More humiliation, just when you think we can't be more of a laughing stock up pops Jackanory Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9840001/carver-displays-coloccini-letter :lol: Well fuck me hasn't he changed his rhetoric a bit from last week? Five days ago the players didn't show any passion and now they are all up for the fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 'Genuine lettaaa' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I guess there isn't a decent shot of the piece of paper where you can see what's written on it? Have a try: http://i.imgur.com/jVMoKS0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just love how they feel compelled to prove they haven't lied to the fans by producing the actual letter. It's pathological, even small things like that are shrouded by duplicity and suspicion. I just love the mental image of Colo sitting down in his home with some looseleaf paper like he's got fucking homework. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I guess there isn't a decent shot of the piece of paper where you can see what's written on it? Have a try: http://i.imgur.com/jVMoKS0.jpg My attempt at a translation: http://i.imgur.com/es33dFk.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 'Ah translated this mesel. Ahm the the greatest Spanish speakah in the premier leegue. Let me tell you I've Watched all 6 series of dora the explorah me.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I read "Hola" then went all partridgeshrug about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've seen some absurd things as a fan BUT when he produced that letter I was gobsmacked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I'm convinced they built St James' Park over a native american burial ground. It's the only explanation for what we're going through here. Well it was built on where they used to hang people, hence the Gallowgate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Talksport stuck their teeth into Colo for the letter about 20 mins ago. Called it incredibly patronising (ripped him apart for wanting to 'defend the city' when he won't even try and defend our goal, they thought that bit was especially rich) and hardly valid from someone who wanted to jump ship back to beefland a couple of years ago. Called the club cheeky for suddenly needing our support, when they've done whatever they've wanted for several years now without even having the decency to at least communicate with the fans. Also had some nice words about our fans, no deluded tag, just said that we will get behind the team if you show a positive approach to a game in addition to putting in a bit of effort. Even mentioned how a lot of fans would like to see us relegated in order to force regime change. Was pleasantly surprised if I'm honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Colin Murray by any chance? The narrative is shifting which is great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Got a panning on Guardian pod too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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