Darth Crooks Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 He was definitely waiting for movement yep that was it as he toddled across like PAC mans shit brother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookidge Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 What on earth happened to this guy: nope Granted, tricks don't make a player. That loss of confidence though.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Looks quite similar to be fair. Lots of step overs, passing it backwards, not really beating his man, no crosses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Bearing in mind those are his potential highlights from Man Utd, it's laughable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Who the fuck has a two minute highlight video Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I would lose confidence going from Man Utd to Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 There's fuck all in that video you don't see week in, week out in league 2. Which says it all really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Who the f*** has a two minute highlight video Ben Arfa had 5 minute highlight videos of every match on youtube Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Gouffran over Obertan any day. At least Gouffran scores the odd goal. Obertan is one of the most pathetic "footballers" I've seen at this club. He knows he can't cross, pass, shoot or dribble so he's just resigned to doing fuck all with the ball. Like playing with 10 men. Pace is his one quality - it takes more to be a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Gouffran over Obertan any day. At least Gouffran scores the odd goal. Obertan is one of the most pathetic "footballers" I've seen at this club. He knows he can't cross, pass, shoot or dribble so he's just resigned to doing fuck all with the ball. Like playing with 10 men. Pace is his one quality - it takes more to be a footballer. Not sure about that, at least Obertan sometimes gets a cross in and he worries the opposition with his pace. Gouffran is basically guaranteed to do nothing. They're both hopeless obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Gouffran over Obertan any day. At least Gouffran scores the odd goal. Obertan is one of the most pathetic "footballers" I've seen at this club. He knows he can't cross, pass, shoot or dribble so he's just resigned to doing f*** all with the ball. Like playing with 10 men. Pace is his one quality - it takes more to be a footballer. Not sure about that, at least Obertan sometimes gets a cross in and he worries the opposition with his pace. Gouffran is basically guaranteed to do nothing. They're both hopeless obviously. A goal here and there. Scored 6 last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Didn't Gouffran have no goals and no assists in 2014 or something like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Didn't Gouffran have no goals and no assists in 2014 or something like that Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I mean, there's not much merit in this debate since they're both shit. But at the moment I would pick Obertan. Gouffran is clearly the better footballer but seems he's been ruined by coming to Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'm sure there was a video of Obertan absolutely mauling our reserves a few years back. I guess that says a lot about our reserves at the time. Or I made it all up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Didn't Gouffran have no goals and no assists in 2014 or something like that Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions. Look they are both shit but if Obertan played 35 games in 2014 I'm fairly sure he would have got at least one goal or assist. Gouffran hasn't been a goal here and there player for fucking ages and it's frankly ridiculous to say he is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'd rather play Obertan, which is frankly ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Didn't Gouffran have no goals and no assists in 2014 or something like that Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions. Look they are both s*** but if Obertan played 35 games in 2014 I'm fairly sure he would have got at least one goal or assist. Gouffran hasn't been a goal here and there player for f***ing ages and it's frankly ridiculous to say he is Eh, Gouffran played 35 games last season and scored 6 goals. You're right, Obertan probably would have scored maybe one goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Didn't Gouffran have no goals and no assists in 2014 or something like that Whereas Obertan's stats are most impressive. Has scored 3 goals for us in all competitions. Look they are both s*** but if Obertan played 35 games in 2014 I'm fairly sure he would have got at least one goal or assist. Gouffran hasn't been a goal here and there player for f***ing ages and it's frankly ridiculous to say he is Eh, Gouffran played 35 games last season and scored 6 goals. You're right, Obertan probably would have scored maybe one goal. That's why I said 2014 not last season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Triggs has just murdered you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I think he's trying to prove that Obertan is a better goal scorer than Gouffran. There is nothing that will back that up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixx Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 It's even more ridiculous we're discussing Gouffran as a winger. Doesn't have a single quality needed for a winger. I'd rather have a natural winger there in Obertan even though he's absolute garbage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I thought Obertan had a good game on Saturday. Him, Sammy and Sissoko gave us some pace and width. Same old problem though, he has the head of a fucking orange. He gets himself into decent positions and panics. Oh and Obertan over Goufrran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I think he's trying to prove that Obertan is a better goal scorer than Gouffran. There is nothing that will back that up. No I'm not. The reason you gave for Gouffran playing is that he scores goals here and there. This is complete bullshit as anybody who has watched us for the last 18 months will know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I think he's trying to prove that Obertan is a better goal scorer than Gouffran. There is nothing that will back that up. No I'm not. The reason you gave for Gouffran playing is that he scores goals here and there. This is complete bullshit as anybody who has watched us for the last 18 months will know I don't want Gouffran anywhere near the starting XI, just want to make that clear. But in direct comparison with Obertan, Gouffran has been able to contribute with goals, not many but a handful a season throughout his career, granted he's on the wane. Obertan contributes f*** all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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