Heron Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. Be a riot that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 It's highly imaginable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'll get Taylor 27 on my shirt if it does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Can see us getting an absolute pasting after Tiote gets sent to the stands on 26 minutes. Pipe down you dizzy get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. How many laps of the pitch do you reckon he'd do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Could really do with a new striker for this, but I guess only a LB is likely to happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Could really do with a new striker for this, but I guess only a LB is likely to happen. At this minute, it looks as if neither are likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Hope their allocation is cut by 500 up here too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 So, how many does they're away section take? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 It is in Norway. USA too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Recoba Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Not going but the polis don't seem arsed anymore about pubs with hooky satellite. Bit of a pain its so early, going to end up slaughtered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Beautiful, just beautiful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Not going but the polis don't seem arsed anymore about pubs with hooky satellite. Bit of a pain its so early, going to end up slaughtered. Aye they recently got into trouble for doing what Murdoch said so reckon they will give this a miss for a bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 It is in Norway. Most pubs will have it on either Tring Sports (Albania) or Nova Sports (Greece) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Brill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Any of you motherfuckers watching this in town? Not 100% sure where yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Beautiful, just beautiful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 2-1 Taylor header to seal it. Cue pandemonium. I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. fkin mackem idiots Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I just wanna see Steve looking like this at the end... http://yfrog.com/h4671kpj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 what bars are open early on saturdays in town? i know milecastle etc open at 8, any others? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Just imagine Saylor scoring at the away end in the 94th minute to make it 0-1, cheering before sprinting half way around the pitch to their end and showing "5-1" with his fingers But anyway, where in town is open at 8am or 8.30am? Do any/all casinos serve drink at all times? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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