arnonel Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Just seen this on Facebook! When you make all your tops In your Asian sweatshops That's Mike Ashley When you bring Joe Kinnear To broadcast full of beer That's Mike Ashley When we nearly go down Then you hire a clown That's Mike Ashley When we're sure you know That it's time to go That's Mike Ashley When we don't want you here Please f*** off with Kinnear That's Mike Ashley When your takings are doon 'Cos you shafted the Toon That's Mike Ashley When the Toon party starts On the day you depart That's Mike Ashley When we give you a clue That we f***ing hate you That's Mike Ashley So will you get our club You fat lying mug That's Mike Ashley love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Feels wrong hoping someone drops dead. I know the feeling, man. Feel guilty that I hope his ticker is a time-bomb. I support this club for entertainment, and this gelatinous prick is draining that from me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Feels wrong hoping someone drops dead. Yes, it should feel wrong, I feel that way about 3 people and it doesn't feel wrong at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Feels wrong hoping someone drops dead. http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disagree/grand/John-Locke-lost-Terry-OQuinn-disagree-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1353.gif Nope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I feel better now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Don't want him dead.. but I hate the bloke so much!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Don't want him dead.. but I hate the bloke so much!! Why not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Don't want him dead.. but I hate the bloke so much!! Why not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Don't want him dead.. but I hate the bloke so much!! Why not? Probably because he's not a sociopath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Don't want him dead.. but I hate the bloke so much!! Why not? Probably because he's not a sociopath. I don't like rambling. Me knee is manky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? 12m in 11/12. 18m last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I don't exactly want him dead. I only want his body to drift near the event horizon of a black hole, get torn to shreds and completely atomized, and then his filthy, tainted matter sucked into it. I'd consider that a decent compromise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? Hows about 60 million Sky money or haven't you been paying attention to the fact that the likes of Southampton, Norwich and Swansea have been blowing us out of the water in the transfer market. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I don't exactly want him dead. I only want his body to drift near the event horizon of a black hole, get torn to shreds and completely atomized, and then his filthy, tainted matter sucked into it. I'd consider that a decent compromise. Vivid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? Hows about 60 million Sky money or haven't you been paying attention to the fact that the likes of Southampton, Norwich and Swansea have been blowing us out of the water in the transfer market. It would be hard for him to trouser the Sky money you speak of as it won't be paid out until the end of the season, or are you under the impression that Ashley is the new Dr Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? Hows about 60 million Sky money or haven't you been paying attention to the fact that the likes of Southampton, Norwich and Swansea have been blowing us out of the water in the transfer market. It would be hard for him to trouser the Sky money you speak of as it won't be paid out until the end of the season, or are you under the impression that Ashley is the new Dr Who? I'm under the impression that you "travel through space and time" more than the doctor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? 12m in 11/12. 18m last season. Ozzie Mandias ignored this post even though it told him exactly what he'd asked. Shock horror. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'd like to know what exactly we did with our lump of TV cash from last season then. Because we've barely spent a bean... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'd like to know what exactly we did with our lump of TV cash from last season then. Because we've barely spent a bean... Signing bonus to ensure getting Kinnear over the line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'd like to know what exactly we did with our lump of TV cash from last season then. Because we've barely spent a bean... We're winning the balance sheet silly. We don't need pesky players or trophies or points or anything, we're a well run club remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I'd like to know what exactly we did with our lump of TV cash from last season then. Because we've barely spent a bean... I made this point over 3 years ago. There is no TV money when it comes to NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepharite Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Blatantly not spending money on the club because he has someone interested in buying him out. It's the only answer. Fucking off to buy Rangers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Sick of him trousering money, like. I wish he'd trouser a bomb. Prick. What money has he been trousering, exactly? 12m in 11/12. 18m last season. Ozzie Mandias ignored this post even though it told him exactly what he'd asked. Shock horror. Don't know about that logic though. You stick £110 million into a business and then put in a further bridging loan to enable it buy some players and meet some short term cash commitments. You then receive a repayment of the bridging loan. What have you "trousered"? There really is so much to slate Ashley about, all of it has been aired on here, but I can't see that he has "trousered" one single penny from this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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