Darth Crooks Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 My theory is that Ashley hates us, and wants us to be destroyed. Maybe a Geordie lad shagged his mam or something? He bought us to destroy us, and appointed Hughton. But we came up by accident - so he had to sack Hughton to get us off the road to success. He then appoints a shit manager who looks sort of half-credible. He then has a spawny season: http://englishfootballpatient.wordpress.com/2013/01/14/what-happened-to-newcastle/ so he fails to invest and hopes that history will repeat itself. He only ever does just enough to seem credible - if we go down this time, we will NOT come straight back up. * I know this all sounds mental, but still.... Maybe we called him a fat cockney bastard and he resents us for it whilst trying to claw back his own investment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I don't know if it's been mentioned but he lost level 7 today, they were singing "You don't know what you're doing." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I don't know if it's been mentioned but he lost level 7 today, they were singing "You don't know what you're doing." The whole stadium was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Post match: http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,20699_8413491,00.html Looks really down. I doubt he has the fight in him now to keep us up. The tempo and register of is answers spoke volumes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I don't know if it's been mentioned but he lost level 7 today, they were singing "You don't know what you're doing." The whole stadium was. I couldn't tell, good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 This c*nt been sacked yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 State of the forum: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Pardew's looked really down for months. It's no surprise that the players are so devoid of confidence with the negative shit that comes out of his mouth, there isn't a less inspiring person in football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Today's the first time I've believed there is a real possibility we'll go down. I coming round to the idea of replacing him now; if he can't get us to win at home to Reading then I struggle to see where he's going to get any wins from. Today's the first time I've believed there is a real possibility we'll go down. I coming round to the idea of replacing him now; if he can't get us to win at home to Reading then I struggle to see where he's going to get any wins from. Agreed; I'm staggered at our 2nd half performance. When we went down we were shite; we're not shite now but fuck me we're dong a good impression. I'm on the the train, had 10 pints and feeling rather pissed off . Oh; and Shola, fuck off. If you can't run for 30 mintes then just fuck right off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Pardew's looked really down for months. It's no surprise that the players are so devoid of confidence with the negative shit that comes out of his mouth, there isn't a less inspiring person in football. Absolutely. Just about everything he has done this season has been terrible, however one of the trinkets of shit that has really got my goat is his ridiculously negative aura. Whether it's his press conferences, his post-game bullshit, his EL excuses, or his containment XIs... he's been utterly negative all season long and it has completely rubbed off on all of the squad. I've been of the opinion it be pointless sacking him cos we won't get anybody better in. However, we couldn't do any worse as it stands. Losing at home to fucking Reading after being 1-0 up. I'm struggling to remember a worse ever defeat at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 He's been unnecessarily negative in almost everything he says. He's a coward and a fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Pardew's looked really down for months. It's no surprise that the players are so devoid of confidence with the negative shit that comes out of his mouth, there isn't a less inspiring person in football. Absolutely. Just about everything he has done this season has been terrible, however one of the trinkets of shit that has really got my goat is his ridiculously negative aura. Whether it's his press conferences, his post-game bullshit, his EL excuses, or his containment XIs... he's been utterly negative all season long and it has completely rubbed off on all of the squad. I've been of the opinion it be pointless sacking him cos we won't get anybody better in. However, we couldn't do any worse as it stands. Losing at home to fucking Reading after being 1-0 up. I'm struggling to remember a worse ever defeat at SJP. I can't think of one in the Premiership era for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 It's pointless critiquing him now as it's the same shit every week. Fuck off you spineless cunt. Couldn't possibly be at a lower ebb with this corrupt cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 A poll reset would be interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Pardew's looked really down for months. It's no surprise that the players are so devoid of confidence with the negative shit that comes out of his mouth, there isn't a less inspiring person in football. Absolutely right, Wullie. I do find it quite astonishing that as yet he's yet to experience any real pressure from the media. I mean, look at the stuff that was thrown at Rodgers at the beginning of the season. You then take a look at our results and wonder why Pardew's not experienced anything similar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I'd get Adkins in and give him till the end of the season on a kinda probation period. See how well he does. I'd be confident under him we'd stay up. Whether he'd be the one to take us in to a brand new world would be another matter but I'd bet he'd get this group of players at least performing somewhere close to what they're capable of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 We're not quite in crisis yet - the Media are waiting for crisis to be inevitable and then they'll have their day. * I know my last post was batshit-crazy. But it helps to get this mad crap out sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Pardew complains about missing players all the fucking time, someone make him watch Villa's first half where 3/4 of their team are kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 We're not quite in crisis yet - the Media are waiting for crisis to be inevitable and then they'll have their day. * I know my last post was batshit-crazy. But it helps to get this mad crap out sometimes. I think the media have actually been very very lenient with him. Many other NUFC Managers would have had a much harder time off them than he has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I can't think of one in the Premiership era for sure. Feels like losing to Crystal Palace under Dalglish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Why is he still talking about Ba ffs? To be honest he has the look of someone who feels like it's slipping away from him, looks lost, without ideas and completely downbeat and maybe on the way out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 He's moaning about missing players that aren't even ours now. I can't stand his outlook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 A poll reset would be interesting. Not unless you add a 'fuck off you spineless cunt' option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 A poll reset would be interesting. Think everyone will be on the same wavelength now. I know that my vote will change. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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