ponsaelius Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Christ, he's gone loopy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 That's a bit weird like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/12/10/united-fans-are-shut-out-of-toon-training-ground-72703-32394944/ "Who can I blame this week?...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Smart move, Alan Wouldn't want our set piece punt to Williamson to become common knowledge Or our punt to Demba-attacking-strategy. Must safeguard these valuable secrets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Smart move, Alan Wouldn't want our set piece punt to Williamson to become common knowledge Or our punt to Demba-attacking-strategy. Must safeguard these valuable secrets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 They have arected a big canvas boared around the training pitch but its sort of transparent anyway, someone professional will be able to see through. Transparent you say? Quick, get some Sports Direct logos on them pronto! They already have those around the main training pitch anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Smart move, Alan Wouldn't want our set piece punt to Williamson to become common knowledge Or our punt to Demba-attacking-strategy. Must safeguard these valuable secrets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I'm gonna look on the optimistic side and think maybe they've been trying something new he doesn't want people to find out about until we demolish Fulham with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The fuck's he on about man? :lol: The team normally picks itself and failing that you can look on the club's own internet productions to pretty much figure out who's playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Or just...watch a game or two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 “I don’t think I should be boarding up the training ground around my main pitch, which I have had to do.” The thought of Pardew walking around the perimeter with a hammer and a mouthful of nails. :lol: Well, that's Fat Mike's financial cutbacks for you Alan. He'll have him cleaning the bogs next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Pardew “There is too much information going out of this training ground to the opposition and I am not going to have it any more.” “I don’t think I should be boarding up the training ground around my main pitch, which I have had to do.” “People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press. Therefore, what I have stopped is the real fans coming to get a view of us.” “That how I have to be, I am afraid.” “We need to give ourselves the maximum chance of winning our first away game.” “I apologize to the fans if they are not getting the information before the game.” Anyone know what is about? http://homerize.com/_framegrabs/1F08/fg_291.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 They have arected a big canvas boared around the training pitch but its sort of transparent anyway, someone professional will be able to see through. Pardew used to be a glazier so that makes sense should have went for some nice stained glass windows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagten Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 He'll be wearing a tin foil hat next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Smart move, Alan Wouldn't want our set piece punt to Williamson to become common knowledge Must keep the precious, sneaky little fans stole it from us we need it ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Or maybe he heard about Fergie's 'Siege mentality' and got the wrong end of the stick / took it a bit too far. I don't know, the whole thing is fucking nuts and getting weirder by the week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 “People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press" For gods sake man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 “People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press" For gods sake man. 7.5 years to go. Can imagine us playing behind closed doors by then, no fans, no sky cameras, players wrapped in blankets to hide their identity from the opposition manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 “People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press" For gods sake man. :lol: I can't believe that the local journos just took this down without question. Actually if it was Lee Ryder I can. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 It's like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory ffs "Mean people are spying on me with their mean agents so i have been forced to close the doors to the world". "No one will ever know the secrets of 4-4-2 and aimless hoof to Williamson's head !" Seriously man get a grip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 He's gone mad. Well, that is unless we win today, in which case this becomes a brilliant ploy that I supported from the beginning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 That's so funny. I just think of him getting really pissed off on the touchline, raging that the opposition knew we were going to aim for Williamson at the back post and wondering how they got the info. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 It'd be interesting to know what these other teams have known about our formation the day before the game. Because even after games I sometimes have no idea what the formation was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 This isn't going to end well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 No wonder the teams we have been playing have used 3 in the middle and centre halfs who head the ball well. Damn pesky press letting them know we will be hoofing it. Don't how they sleep at night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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