triggs Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure A player who hasn't played well in about a year shouldn't even feature in the same joke as Yaya Toure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure A player who hasn't played well in about a year shouldn't even feature in the same joke as Yaya Toure Half a year and played as a secondary full back. Deserves a medal for not kicking off tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I like Gouff and can really see him excelling in a role as explosive spark off the bench up top. Like most of our players Pardew doesn't see what they're actually good at and just try to fit whatever into his own system. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Seems almost certain we're going to need options up front at this rate. Only question is who would fill the auxiliary forward fullback position (trademark Alan Pardew 2014). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Pardew definitely needs another Ba/half season Cisse/Remy, as it stands Gouffran is our main goal threat and should not be used as a defensive player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure That's our transfer budget spent then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Are you OK, Jon? Seriously? This isn't the type of guff I'd have expected from you a year back but it's happening more and more these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Are you OK, Jon? Seriously? This isn't the type of guff I'd have expected from you a year back but it's happening more and more these days. Not sure how to even answet this, so you don't feel he has any reason to feel aggrieved? Or you feel our centre forwards have done so well he hasn't deserved a shot there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Pardew definitely needs another Ba/half season Cisse/Remy, as it stands Gouffran is our main goal threat and should not be used as a defensive player. I'm not going to argue that he's been misused, he's obviously not a left back or a left winger, but if you ask me whether he's capable of being our front line striker next season, I'm going to say no. Just based on what I've seen of him, he looks like a decent squad striker at best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Pardew definitely needs another Ba/half season Cisse/Remy, as it stands Gouffran is our main goal threat and should not be used as a defensive player. I'm not going to argue that he's been misused, he's obviously not a left back or a left winger, but if you ask me whether he's capable of being our front line striker next season, I'm going to say no. Just based on what I've seen of him, he looks like a decent squad striker at best. This still based on the one cup game he was given up front? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Caj, there's absolutely no chance he can be our main striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Caj, there's absolutely no chance he can be our main striker. Nope, none at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 That attempt when one on one against liverpool Tbf i blame Pards for his (and many others), lack of confidence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 See Dave's bump from page 3 and raise him a page 4. Growing to dislike this lad, he's slowly becoming Jonas but without the japes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 He was our worst player today, no doubt. There's just no real quality in his feet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Yeah, it's ridiculously obvious he shouldn't be playing on the wing. Central striker or bench, imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Can't fault his effort (probably why he gets a game) but offers next to nowt on the wing. Better from the bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 He is frustating as fuck when the ball is passed to him I know he is going to lose it. The amount of times the city defenders just stepped in front of him with ease and took the ball off him was embarrassing while he rolled around the ground like a fanny. No fucking way he is a winger. Up front or nothing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 What a loss to the forums Jon is man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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