Tiresias Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Anyone hear him on BBC Newcastle? Was out playing taxi just before and heard part of his interview. Regarding the Cabaye situation: "If Arsenal want to do the player, they need to do it soon" Learn to speak English properly you thick f***ing plank. he is a dreamboat like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 sounds more like the window is closing for Arsenal to gang rape him more than anything else. We'll give him over to some wealthy Arab businessmen for the night if Arsenal don't up the offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Was looking at our stats on whoscored...they seem to have summed us up rather well: http://i.imm.io/1fZiz.jpeg Freaking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 God I wish we had Lambert managing us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I hate this shit. "Need a bit of perspective. AP is easy target, and he didn't do much wrong today in my view." As if being a coach is just about turning up on the day, picking the team and making subs. He makes some poor selection choices, but go onto any teams forum and they will be complaining about selection choices. It's what happens in training day in day out that is the concern, that is why we are shit. Exactly. The board are wank, but so is Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 this first half is just the players minus pardew, he's been robbed of his ability to field a negative team and the lads on the park are trying to play positive football, they just don't know how to do after not playing it for so long wanted that in there before anyone praises f***ing pardew for us being 0-0 at HT (with WHU creating the most danger mind you) Fair point, but to me we look much improved either way. Obviously if he sticks Tiote and Jonas straight back in then it's a big mistake. Much proved ffs We didn't create a chance in 90 minutes. unreal isn't it. Ian's always "on the brink" of losing it with Pardew. That brink never comes though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 We conceded four fewer goals than the last match, that's a significant improvement. Next week we might even score a goal ourselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 We conceded four fewer goals than the last match, that's a significant improvement. Next week we might even score a goal ourselves. Let's not run before we crawl over here, Dave! We should be seeking to have a shot on goal, or maybe two, in December or so I would think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 We lose to Morecombe i think he'll be sacked, just imo. Yeah, bet he won't dare play a weakened team. Job's on the line on Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 We lose to Morecombe i think he'll be sacked, just imo. Yeah, bet he won't dare play a weakened team. Job's on the line on Wednesday. Not in the slightest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Was looking at our stats on whoscored...they seem to have summed us up rather well: http://i.imm.io/1fZiz.jpeg Freaking hell. Might as well say "Playing football" under weaknesses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 this first half is just the players minus pardew, he's been robbed of his ability to field a negative team and the lads on the park are trying to play positive football, they just don't know how to do after not playing it for so long wanted that in there before anyone praises fucking pardew for us being 0-0 at HT (with WHU creating the most danger mind you) Fair point, but to me we look much improved either way. Obviously if he sticks Tiote and Jonas straight back in then it's a big mistake. Much proved ffs We didn't create a chance in 90 minutes. Not really true that, though, is it? Gouffran had two, Mapou from a corner, off the top of my head. We just didn't get any on target. It's completely true, Gouffran had a shot when he was being closed down and a rebound from a mis hit cross. We made nothing, no amount of pedantry will make it untrue. 'Creating a chance' from a corner man It's just a ball into a general area that happens to land between two opposing players. Absolutely desperate stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Incidentally, we're shit. It's his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 this first half is just the players minus pardew, he's been robbed of his ability to field a negative team and the lads on the park are trying to play positive football, they just don't know how to do after not playing it for so long wanted that in there before anyone praises fucking pardew for us being 0-0 at HT (with WHU creating the most danger mind you) Fair point, but to me we look much improved either way. Obviously if he sticks Tiote and Jonas straight back in then it's a big mistake. Much proved ffs We didn't create a chance in 90 minutes. Not really true that, though, is it? Gouffran had two, Mapou from a corner, off the top of my head. We just didn't get any on target. It's completely true, Gouffran had a shot when he was being closed down and a rebound from a mis hit cross. We made nothing, no amount of pedantry will make it untrue. 'Creating a chance' from a corner man It's just a ball into a general area that happens to land between two opposing players. Absolutely desperate stuff. After reading that, which one of us is the pedant? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are we the only team to have not had a shot on target yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 this first half is just the players minus pardew, he's been robbed of his ability to field a negative team and the lads on the park are trying to play positive football, they just don't know how to do after not playing it for so long wanted that in there before anyone praises fucking pardew for us being 0-0 at HT (with WHU creating the most danger mind you) Fair point, but to me we look much improved either way. Obviously if he sticks Tiote and Jonas straight back in then it's a big mistake. Much proved ffs We didn't create a chance in 90 minutes. Not really true that, though, is it? Gouffran had two, Mapou from a corner, off the top of my head. We just didn't get any on target. It's completely true, Gouffran had a shot when he was being closed down and a rebound from a mis hit cross. We made nothing, no amount of pedantry will make it untrue. 'Creating a chance' from a corner man It's just a ball into a general area that happens to land between two opposing players. Absolutely desperate stuff. After reading that, which one of us is the pedant? Both of us. We didn't create any chances Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Another thing he should be doing while he's on is telling fucking Banter Claus aka. Andy Woodman that Krul's kicking is still utterly wank and that they should be working on it. He won't though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Did he really compliment our defensive performance? Only for shit West Ham finishing we'd have conceded 2 or 3 at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Kindly fuck off Alan, you utter cretin. Take Shola too please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are we the only team to have not had a shot on target yet? I'm sure I saw Joe Hart save a shot on target from Tiote on Monday night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I respect him for wanting to play 2 strikers and was curious to see how it would work today but we simply don't have the right players for it. There's not enough width or delivery in the squad and we desperately need a second striker to link play effectively, Shola is just way too slow to be any good in that role. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are we the only team to have not had a shot on target yet? I'm sure I saw Joe Hart save a shot on target from Tiote on Monday night. Was going wide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Two games with no shots on target - not many teams can say that. Hope he is not aiming for a hat-trick against the Shrimps on Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineBarrens Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 He's such a negative bulb, makes Leonard Cohen sound like Daphne & Celeste. Kevin Keegan in his programme notes against Spurs in the first home game of the 93/94 season said something along the lines of 'Watch out Manchester United we're coming after you!'; this misanthrope is content with a drab goalless home game against West Ham with no shots on target. He's already making Morcambe away sound like a daunting prospect. Worst of all though is his constant lowering of expectations and attempts to talk this club down, as if we're a poxy tin-pot club festering in the lower reaches of the leagues. The sooner he leaves this club the better for all concerned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 He's such a negative bulb, makes Leonard Cohen sound like Daphne & Celeste. Kevin Keegan in his programme notes against Spurs in the first home game of the 93/94 season said something alone the lines of 'Watch out Manchester United we're coming after you!'; this misanthrope is content with a drab goalless home game against West Ham with no shots on target. He's already making Morcambe away sound like a daunting prospect. Worst of all though is his constant lowering of expectations and attempts to talk this club down, as if we're a poxy tin-pot club festering in the lower reaches of the leagues. The sooner he leaves this club the better for all concerned. It all boils down to him not believing in his own ability. That's why he prepares an excuse to fall back on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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