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The writer's so dry like, I liked stuff like this:

 

Afterwards, he reflects on their situation;

 

"I just hoped that he and Michelle would behave responsibly. If he were to beat her up, or even strike her once or twice, I would feel guilty."

 

Sound.

 

:lol:

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He also did this :lol:

 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/14/guy-proves-selfridges-will-put-anything-you-ask-for-on-a-nutella-jar-5622066/

 

 

(Re having "Arsemuck" printed on his jar of Nutella)

 

Guy: Sorry you cannot have this one.

Me: Excuse me?

Guy: This one.

Me: [stares quizzically]

Guy: Is a rude one. Sorry.

[bEAT]

Me: Oh, right no, wait! Sorry, do you mean because of Arse?

Guy: (Nods sheepishly).

Me: No, ha, arsemuck is an Irish name.

Guy: (embarrassed) ohhhhhhh.

Me: Haha

Guy: I’m sorry sir. (Laughs, wraps package and hands it to me)

Me: Haha, don’t be sorry. Oh, that’s funny. I can’t wait to tell him this.

Guy: Arsemuck?

Me: It’s the Irish for Arsenio

Guy: Right, right. I know it.

Me: Ha, do you get a lot of rude ones?

Guy: All the time, sir.

Me: What’s the rudest one you’ve had?

 

(Guy thinks for literally 15 seconds)

 

Guy: Probably fatp*ssy sir.

Me: You can’t be too careful. Bye!

 

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My favourite exchange is the one along the lines of:

 

"It'll cost you a million pounds."

 

"Three million?! Nonsense. I won't pay it."

 

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[emoji38] I love that. I was just saying the other day that it's something that Professor Farnsworth would say.

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Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is:

 

'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?'  :lol:

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Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is:

 

'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?'  :lol:

All contracts in Spain has release clauses :lol:

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Bale signs a new contract and the first question to Sky reporter asks him at his press conference is:

 

'We know clubs have been interested in you, like Manchester United, were you ever tempted by that interest and does your new contract have a release clause?'  :lol:

All contracts in Spain has release clauses :lol:

 

It was that plus the desperation to get him back to the Premier league which really made me laugh

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