thomas Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 What's the point of the World Cup if you don't want your nation to win, ffs? Mocking people with national pride, perving on hot women cheering for their country. edit: That might have sounded a bit mean. I mean mocking the once-every-four-year-football-fan types who come out of the woodwork with their Uncle Sam hats and star spangled #1 FOAM FINGERS U.S.A. U.S.A WOOOOOO FUCK YEAHHH GONNA FUCK UP SOME SHIT!!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS SPORT!?!?! Oh look we got eliminated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 What's the point of the World Cup if you don't want your nation to win, ffs? Couldn't give 2 f*cks about England's footy team to be honest. It's basically a London based team full of any c*nt who is English who plays for one of the big 4 or Liverpool or Spurs, even if they can't even get a regular game for those sides. F*ck 'em! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Stupid question, we already know that the only thing he cares about is Altidore winning the golden boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 World Cups are much more enjoyable without the hope and expectation. I'll casually cheer on England, although I couldn't celebrate an England goal/win like I could a Newcastle one, but I know we have absolutely nee hope of winning the thing. Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Yeah, man. Why do you think I was going on about playoffs? The only way we'll win it is if we get hot at the right time. I watch the Knicks because I hope they win the NBA finals, I watch the Bills because I hope against hope they'll win the Super Bowl. Newcastle isn't any less hopeless than those towers of shit, but I still hope. At least Buffalo and NY have a shot if they get hot in the postseason, soccer is fucking hopeless. At least with Jozy I can hope he maintains his form at Sunderland and we get hot and smash the world cup, but I gotta let that go because words on the screen think I'm an asshole for not slavering from the jaw over some local shit that's 5000 miles away? The fuck outta here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 With his new allegiance, Mike's name should be changed to Mike-em. FTM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Yeah, man. Why do you think I was going on about playoffs? The only way we'll win it is if we get hot at the right time. I watch the Knicks because I hope they win the NBA finals, I watch the Bills because I hope against hope they'll win the Super Bowl. Newcastle isn't any less hopeless than those towers of shit, but I still hope. At least Buffalo and NY have a shot if they get hot in the postseason, soccer is fucking hopeless. At least with Jozy I can hope he maintains his form at Sunderland and we get hot and smash the world cup, but I gotta let that go because words on the screen think I'm an asshole for not slavering from the jaw over some local shit that's 5000 miles away? The fuck outta here. You the fuck outta here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 "Words on the screen" You're nothing without this place Mike. Nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Mike, are you hoping to win the world cup? Hell yeah I'm hoping to win the s***, what's the point otherwise? Will we? More than likely not, but I'm not going into it cheering for some other nation. OK. Mike, are you hoping we win the Premier League? Yeah, man. Why do you think I was going on about playoffs? The only way we'll win it is if we get hot at the right time. I watch the Knicks because I hope they win the NBA finals, I watch the Bills because I hope against hope they'll win the Super Bowl. Newcastle isn't any less hopeless than those towers of shit, but I still hope. At least Buffalo and NY have a shot if they get hot in the postseason, soccer is fucking hopeless. At least with Jozy I can hope he maintains his form at Sunderland and we get hot and smash the world cup, but I gotta let that go because words on the screen think I'm an asshole for not slavering from the jaw over some local shit that's 5000 miles away? The fuck outta here. You the fuck outta here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 "Words on the screen" You're nothing without this place Mike. Nothing. I didn't mean for that to be mean. You're all wonderful people, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 So this is all because Moke hopes America win the World Cup? I take it back then, my Moke sympathy is at an all time high. Poor fella. Thoughts are with you, partner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 What's the point of the World Cup if you don't want your nation to win, ffs? Mocking people with national pride, perving on hot women cheering for their country. edit: That might have sounded a bit mean. I mean mocking the once-every-four-year-football-fan types who come out of the woodwork with their Uncle Sam hats and star spangled #1 FOAM FINGERS U.S.A. U.S.A WOOOOOO FUCK YEAHHH GONNA FUCK UP SOME SHIT!!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS SPORT!?!?! Oh look we got eliminated. You mean like the English after the 2003 Rugby World Cup or during the London Olympics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 What's the point of the World Cup if you don't want your nation to win, ffs? Mocking people with national pride, perving on hot women cheering for their country. edit: That might have sounded a bit mean. I mean mocking the once-every-four-year-football-fan types who come out of the woodwork with their Uncle Sam hats and star spangled #1 FOAM FINGERS U.S.A. U.S.A WOOOOOO FUCK YEAHHH GONNA FUCK UP SOME SHIT!!!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS SPORT!?!?! Oh look we got eliminated. You mean like the English after the 2003 Rugby World Cup or during the London Olympics? If they acted like that then yes. I'm sure there's fairweather national fans in every country. They're the ones. edit: lol or hatton vs mayweather. x infinity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Surely the sides should be the other way around? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Absolutely. What a ridiculous tattoo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 werockin SMILER (john) 12m Lad just come in the pub with a belter tattoo #safc will love this. pic.twitter.com/je1z0KSKSX Looks like Imhotep from "The Mummy" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Absolutely. What a ridiculous tattoo. This... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Nice ink, Deuce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Nice ink, Deuce. Dick. You're pushing hard for that Foreigner of the Year award. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Looks like fucking Obama Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Oh dear that looks bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Nice ink, Deuce. Dick. You're pushing hard for that Foreigner of the Year award. http://i.imgur.com/ZgnL1mQ.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Looks like fucking Obama I thought that when scrolling down They are the definition of small time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Worst tattoo ever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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