Bimpy474 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 As someone not familiar with the intricacies of British slang (my entire lexicon of this is based on the I spent between '99 and '01 in Souf London (amongst members of the Streatham Massive & Croydon Cru)), what exactly is a nonce? Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and his didgeridoo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Nothing will ever beat this nonce usage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Nothing will ever beat this nonce usage The best usage is just on its own, by international psychic Clinton Baptiste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss. Jimmy Saville had some nonce cloaking device though that hid him for years. Johnson got caught on his first go of noncing. He didn't even have that plucky paedo charm, he was just creepy. He could have at least offered her some sweets or shown her some puppies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I used to love animal hospital when I was a kid n'al. Fucking rapey rolf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I've been humming/singing along to In The Hall of The Mouintain King today. From 00:19 to 00:26 it's just "no,no,no,no,no etc", and then you finish it off with a "nonce" at 00:27. My workmates don't know the meaning of the word, thank fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Bet he got w*nked off too, he wouldn't have told you that part Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I used to love animal hospital when I was a kid n'al. Fucking rapey rolf. Shauna Lowry made my balls tingle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Bet he got w*nked off too, he wouldn't have told you that part He was chuffed about that n'all. Kid was perma-chuffed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Nothing will ever beat this nonce usage The best usage is just on its own, by international psychic Clinton Baptiste. Ar here, I've never seen that but knew what was coming so spent the whole 2 and half minutes laughing til I just lost it when he finally said it. This Johnson stuff just gets nastier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss. Jimmy Saville had some nonce cloaking device though that hid him for years. Johnson got caught on his first go of noncing. He didn't even have that plucky paedo charm, he was just creepy. He could have at least offered her some sweets or shown her some puppies. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. Hope he pretends its H from Steps instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/just_boy_uk/5D700FD0-35EB-4E0C-BDD2-97F0ABCC3F4C.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. nightmare Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I used to love animal hospital when I was a kid n'al. f***ing rapey rolf. Shauna Lowry made my balls tingle. What about Mrs Bimby? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oh fuck off with Mrs bimpy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Knew it :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oh fuck off with Mrs bimpy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 As someone not familiar with the intricacies of British slang (my entire lexicon of this is based on the I spent between '99 and '01 in Souf London (amongst members of the Streatham Massive & Croydon Cru)), what exactly is a nonce? Maybe this will help Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 :lol: Brass Eye, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379417.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple? Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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