Sho Time Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379417.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg "Phwoar, Tommy looked alright in the Rugrats Christmas special, marra" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 What is he actually doing with his arms in that 2nd photo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Describing the height of his perfect woman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 What is he actually doing with his arms in that 2nd photo "fuck, am geet nonce" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Defence has seemed weak as piss so far. "I thought he was creepy" "No you didn't" "Well yes I did because he was doing that grooming stuff he admitted to." "Oh yeah. Uhm, next question." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Defence has seemed weak as piss so far. "I thought he was creepy" "No you didn't" "Well yes I did because he was doing that grooming stuff he admitted to." "Oh yeah. Uhm, next question." Barrister obviously hasn't watched A Civil Action. Asking questions he doesn't know the answer to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Mr Pownall QC asked if she now had “absolute hatred” for Johnson. The teen replied: “Yes I do after all he has put me through. “He made me out to be a liar and told everyone he was innocent. “He let people cheer him on for matches and call me all the names under the sun.” Quite glad that she bought that up. Orlando Pownall QC questioned the alleged victim further about their meeting in Johnson’s Range Rover on January 30. He put it to the girl that Johnson didn’t undo the button and zip of her jeans and that his hand was in plaster at the time. Mr Pownall QC said: “He didn’t undo the button and undo your zip.” The girl said through tears: “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” Mr Pownall QC said: “His hand was in a cast.” To which the girl responded: “It didn’t take two hands.” What an awful defence he cannot undo some jeans with his hand in a cast, but he can drive all the way to meet her one-handed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Mr Pownall QC asked if she now had “absolute hatred” for Johnson. The teen replied: “Yes I do after all he has put me through. “He made me out to be a liar and told everyone he was innocent. “He let people cheer him on for matches and call me all the names under the sun.” Quite glad that she bought that up. Orlando Pownall QC questioned the alleged victim further about their meeting in Johnson’s Range Rover on January 30. He put it to the girl that Johnson didn’t undo the button and zip of her jeans and that his hand was in plaster at the time. Mr Pownall QC said: “He didn’t undo the button and undo your zip.” The girl said through tears: “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” Mr Pownall QC said: “His hand was in a cast.” To which the girl responded: “It didn’t take two hands.” What an awful defence he cannot undo some jeans with his hand in a cast, but he can drive all the way to meet her one-handed I was just about to post all off this, some of her answers to this supposed top lawyer are tremendous Its like that Catherine Tate character Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 She seems quite well spoken for a 16 year old Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Fucking hell, they're almost the exact sort of questions Stifler said the defence lawyer would ask and I scoffed Stifler's just gone up a notch in my estimation. Maybe 2 thirds of the developed world are psychopaths after all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Kind of wonder how these cases work, when there's no evidence apart from victim testimony. He sounds guilty as anything but did anyone actually see him noncing her? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 She seems quite well spoken for a 16 year old Geet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Unless his lawyer really steps up or Johnson provides an absolutely great performance in his testimony then I can only see this going one way. He'll get two and a half years-ish for this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 She seems quite well spoken for a 16 year old Given the 'geet' quotes from before, I imagine these quotes are tidied up a bit for legibility sake. “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” == "Nar man, he's the fucken liar man. Daft fucken cunt" “It didn’t take two hands.” == "Fuck off man, he ownly needed one hand man. Daft fucken cunt." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Kind of wonder how these cases work, when there's no evidence apart from victim testimony. He sounds guilty as anything but did anyone actually see him noncing her? Doesn't matter, from his texts to her there is clear intent to take it further than a kiss - the victim is also alleging that more happened too, I'd be amazed if he gets found not guilty at the moment. Lets not forget that he has already pleaded guilty to two offences against a child, there is only one person in the courtroom with a good reason to lie and it certainly isn't this young and vulnerable girl. EDIT - also the fact that he lied about the other two charges for the best part of a year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 She seems quite well spoken for a 16 year old Given the 'geet' quotes from before, I imagine these quotes are tidied up a bit for legibility sake. “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” == "Nar man, he's the fucken liar man. Daft fucken c***" “It didn’t take two hands.” == "f*** off man, he ownly needed one hand man. Daft fucken c***." *kernt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Girl: I think he's a creep Defence: Yeah but you don't Girl: He opened my trousers Defence: No he didnt I'm half expecting one update to be Girl: *something incriminating* Defence: NOT TRUE I'M NOT LISTENING *fingers in ears* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Johnson is fucking terrible at noncing kids isn't he? Imagine being called "creepy", "pale" and described as having "yellow and wonky teeth" by some child that you've forced yourself on in a car park near a Chinese Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Johnson is f***ing terrible at noncing kids isn't he? Imagine being called "creepy", "pale" and described as having "yellow and wonky teeth" by some child that you've forced yourself on in a car park near a Chinese soooo fuck off adam johnson your fucking shit at noncing your a paeeeeedophile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Rollernonce? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Unless his lawyer really steps up or Johnson provides an absolutely great performance in his testimony then I can only see this going one way. He'll get two and a half years-ish for this. Then he'll come out, Ashley will probably see him as a bargain and offer him a contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Mr Pownall QC asked if she now had “absolute hatred” for Johnson. The teen replied: “Yes I do after all he has put me through. “He made me out to be a liar and told everyone he was innocent. “He let people cheer him on for matches and call me all the names under the sun.” Quite glad that she bought that up. Orlando Pownall QC questioned the alleged victim further about their meeting in Johnson’s Range Rover on January 30. He put it to the girl that Johnson didn’t undo the button and zip of her jeans and that his hand was in plaster at the time. Mr Pownall QC said: “He didn’t undo the button and undo your zip.” The girl said through tears: “Yes he did I’m not lying about it the only person who has lied through this is him.” Mr Pownall QC said: “His hand was in a cast.” To which the girl responded: “It didn’t take two hands.” What an awful defence he cannot undo some jeans with his hand in a cast, but he can drive all the way to meet her one-handed heard a few bits on radio today, reminds me of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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