WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss. Jimmy Saville had some nonce cloaking device though that hid him for years. Johnson got caught on his first go of noncing. He didn't even have that plucky paedo charm, he was just creepy. He could have at least offered her some sweets or shown her some puppies. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. Hope he pretends its H from Steps instead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/just_boy_uk/5D700FD0-35EB-4E0C-BDD2-97F0ABCC3F4C.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed. Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day. nightmare Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I used to love animal hospital when I was a kid n'al. f***ing rapey rolf. Shauna Lowry made my balls tingle. What about Mrs Bimby? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oh fuck off with Mrs bimpy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Knew it :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oh fuck off with Mrs bimpy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 As someone not familiar with the intricacies of British slang (my entire lexicon of this is based on the I spent between '99 and '01 in Souf London (amongst members of the Streatham Massive & Croydon Cru)), what exactly is a nonce? Maybe this will help Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 :lol: Brass Eye, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379417.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple? Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 He does seem a crap nonce like. imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him. Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss. Johnson should have read the Saville guide to noncehood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Oh f*** off with Mrs bimpy Soz, thought she was the apple in his eye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas? I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years. Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379417.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple? Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam. I was thinking more House of Fun by Madness. " I'm sorry son, but we don't stock... " ... "well, anything illegal like, so do one." He also looks like he's wearing a teenage boy's suit.... Oh f***, there's more to come out, I just know it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas? I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years. Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence. Some people have gone down for less, If you choose to take that as meaning for a red & white shite shirt, then that's you're own flithy mind doing that, it is you know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail. The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own. At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy. There's text message evidence of him pushing her to touch and be touched though. If there was nothing more than kissing seems it would only be because she stopped it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 jails the best place for him he is never ever going to be able to go out in public again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 jails the best place for him he is never ever going to be able to go out in public again Wouldn't be so sure of that since he was getting asked for autographs last Friday when this was taking place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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