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He does seem a crap nonce like.

 

imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad

[emoji38] Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him.

 

Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss.

Jimmy Saville had some nonce cloaking device though that hid him for years. Johnson got caught on his first go of noncing. He didn't even have that plucky paedo charm, he was just creepy.

 

He could have at least offered her some sweets or shown her some puppies.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed.

 

Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day.

 

Hope he pretends its H from Steps instead

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My mate had the back of his Nokia phone signed by Rolf Harris after standing in a very long queue at Glastonbury. Not making that up. He was pure chuffed.

 

Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day.

:lol: nightmare

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As someone not familiar with the intricacies of British slang (my entire lexicon of this is based on the I spent between '99 and '01 in Souf London (amongst members of the Streatham Massive & Croydon Cru)), what exactly is a nonce?

 

Maybe this will help

 

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http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg

 

Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple?

 

Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam.

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He does seem a crap nonce like.

 

imagine he was class at being a nonce, would be so bad

[emoji38] Jimmy Saville seemed a very good nonce tbf to him.

 

Anyway if this is all the defence has in terms of cross-examining it seems their argument is going to be weak as p*ss.

 

Johnson should have read the Saville guide to noncehood.

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Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail.

 

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own.

At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

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Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail.

 

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own.

At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

 

We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like

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Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail.

 

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own.

At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

 

We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like

 

Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas?

 

I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years.

 

Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence.

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http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379417.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg

 

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7379418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adam-Johnson.jpg

 

Would it be socially unacceptable for a footballer to have a fit bird/wife and just be like a normal couple?

 

Probs not the best time to recreate the Stokoe coming out of the bushes like a pouncing paedo stance there Adam.

 

I was thinking more House of Fun by Madness. " :booboo: I'm sorry son, but we don't stock... :booboo: " ... "well, anything illegal like, so do one." He also looks like he's wearing a teenage boy's suit.... Oh f***, there's more to come out, I just know it  :shifty:

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Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail.

 

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own.

At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

 

We need to bump the betting thread as we are pretty far apart on this one like

 

Why, do you think he'd go down for the two guilty pleas?

 

I'd imagine for grooming and kissing kiddies a suspended sentence and sign the sex offenders register for x amount of years.

 

Although, if he gets found guilty of the other two then I'd see a 2.5 year custodial sentence.

Some people have gone down for less, If you choose to take that as meaning for a red & white shite shirt, then that's you're own flithy mind doing that, it is you know.

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Considering he's basically already pleaded guilty to being a sexual predator I am not entirely happy with him being allowed out on bail.

 

The two offences that he's pleaded guilty to probably wont result in a custodial sentence on their own.

At the moment he's a low-risk nonce that just talks to and kisses little girls, rather than a higher-risk nonce that forces them to touch his pale willy.

 

There's text message evidence of him pushing her to touch and be touched though. If there was nothing more than kissing seems it would only be because she stopped it.

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