Ryan Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I know we've got something similar but this was good fun last year looking back on the predictions. Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: How will we do in the derby games?: Domestic Championship Promotion: Championship Relegation: League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? How will Moyes do at Man United? Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Stoke, Cardiff, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Spurs Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain (Said him last year as well) Season to Forget: Negredo PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Pochetinno First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup - 5th round, FA Cup - Quarters () How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, win at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: Reading, QPR, Nottingham Forest Championship Relegation: ? League One Promotion: Wolves ?? League One Relegation: ? League Two Promotion: ? League Two Relegation: ? FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Southampton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: CL dropout World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 10 points Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, 9 though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Was just typing up a similar thing Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Sunderland, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: West Ham Underperformers: Fulham, Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie (why go for anyone else? ) Break Out Year: Kagawa, Shaw, Ward-Prowse, Marveaux, Paulinho, Bony, Okore Season to Forget: Oxlade-Chamberlain, Diego Costa (if it goes through), Altidore, Negredo First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slight improvement but still out of both by the quarter-finals Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Reading, Bolton Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Peterborough League One Relegation: Coventry, Colchester, Shrewsbury FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Messi.....duhhh! Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, he'll argue with his reflection and storm out in disgust. Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Nope, the inevitable fall out will finally happen. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 14 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. None of our GKs are French, so that means not playing Colo/Saylor/Jonas/Tiote/Santon. How will Moyes do at Man United? Doesn't pull up trees but he has two strong rivals. Slips into 3rd. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will start off with a big decision going well, with some later controversy. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? YES!!! The stars will again, pigs will fly and FINALLY the impossible becomes reality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Was just typing up a similar thing Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Sunderland, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: West Ham Underperformers: Fulham, Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie (why go for anyone else? ) Break Out Year: Kagawa, Shaw, Ward-Prowse, Marveaux, Paulinho, Bony, Okore Season to Forget: Oxlade-Chamberlain, Diego Costa (if it goes through), Altidore, Negredo First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slight improvement but still out of both by the quarter-finals Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Reading, Bolton Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Peterborough League One Relegation: Coventry, Colchester, Shrewsbury FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Messi.....duhhh! Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, he'll argue with his reflection and storm out in disgust. Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Nope, the inevitable fall out will finally happen. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 14 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. None of our GKs are French, so that means not playing Colo/Saylor/Jonas/Tiote/Santon. How will Moyes do at Man United? Doesn't pull up trees but he has two strong rivals. Slips into 3rd. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will start off with a big decision going well, with some later controversy. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? YES!!! The stars will again, pigs will fly and FINALLY the impossible becomes reality. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kaYwYkgRxE8/T7ev7kFaS_I/AAAAAAAAASw/_CBa5y_U27o/s400/American+Flag+&+Crying+Bald+Eagle+Patriotic.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Palace, Hull, Cardiff Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: RvP Break Out Year: Ross Barkley Season to Forget: Ricky van Wolfswinkel PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Coutinho Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd How will we do in the derby games?: Lose at SoL draw at SJP Domestic Championship Promotion: Watford, Forest, QPR Championship Relegation: Milwall, Doncaster, Boro League One Promotion: Brentford, Sheffield United, Wolves League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Oxford, Scunny, Southend League Two Relegation:Mansfield, Fleetwood, York FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man Utd Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Wigan World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd Will the new goal line technology be a success? Eventually yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Arsenal Chelsea Spurs Southampton Relegation: Stoke Cardiff Crystal Palace Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Norwich Top Goal Scorer: Negrado Break Out Year: Sameobi straight into the world cup squad Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Negrado PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshire Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: lose to Arsenal away in the league cup 3rd round, Man Utd away in the fa cup 3rd round How will we do in the derby games?: draws Domestic Championship Promotion: Reading Forest Ipswich Championship Relegation: Barnsley Blackburn Yeovil League One Promotion: Peterborough Wolves Preston League One Relegation: Oldham Shrewsbury Notts County Coventry League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe Portsmouth Chesterfield Southend League Two Relegation: Accrington Wimbeldon FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Some champions league failure World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? if he's not here then almost certainly yes, if he is here nope Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? By then he'll be busy organizing a coup d'etat of the uk How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? less than celtic win the spl by Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Pardew will try to vs the mackems but Shola will knock him out and he'll put himself in the starting line up How will Moyes do at Man United? meh by normal standards worst manager in history by the standards of recent man utd history, he'll also turn rvp from a free scoring forward into a hard working team player who's forgotten where the goal is Will the new goal line technology be a success? it will wind up not being needed all season Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? yes but not for another 3000 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham, Swansea City Relegation: Cardiff, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Swansea City, Norwich City Underperformers: Stoke City, Newcastle United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie Break Out Year: Shinji Kagawa Season to Forget: Jozy Altidore, Dwight Gayle, Craig Bellamy PFA Player of the Year: Robin van Persie PFA Young Player of the Year: Philippe Coutinho Manager of the Year: Manuel Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Ian Holloway Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in the third round of both the League and FA Cup How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, draw at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Wigan Athletic, Watford Championship Relegation: Huddersfield Town, Millwall, Barnsley League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Peterborough United, Crewe Alexandra League One Relegation: Shrewsbury Town, Coventry City, Carlisle United & one other League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe United, Fleetwood Town, Portsmouth League Two Relegation: Mansfield, Accrington Stanley FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Aston Villa Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Crewe Alexandra Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Champions League dropout, no doubt. World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 20-odd Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Okay. Not brilliant Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, but it'll still come under heavy criticism Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? No Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th:Tottenham, Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool. In that order Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich (Would be really nice for Hughton to have a good season, love the guy) Underperformers: Manchester United Top Goal Scorer: Soldado Break Out Year: Season to Forget: Manchester United PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10 Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Who knows if we give it a go. Final Leaguecup, out early F.A. How will we do in the derby games?: 6points. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR + Wigan. Not having a go at play-offs. FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Newcastle Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Anzhi - Can see spurs having a chance if they decide to go for it. World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? no Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? no, can see us having 8. How will Moyes do at Man United? Shit Will the new goal line technology be a success? Greatest success since the wheel Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, first game at home. Gomis to get one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man U 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton Relegation: Hull, Palace, Fulham Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: RVP Break Out Year: John Stones, Ross Barkley Season to Forget: Remy, Gomis, Bent, Altidore PFA Player of the Year: RVP PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Yao How will we do in the derby games?: draw Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Bolton, Leeds Championship Relegation: Millwall, Yeovil, Barnsley League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Wolves, Notts League One Relegation: Coventry, Gillingham, Carlisle, Colchester League Two Promotion: Newport, Scunthorpe, Wimbleton, Southend League Two Relegation: Plymouth, York FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: WBA Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Newport Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? -3 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, most of them get injured How will Moyes do at Man United? Ok Will the new goal line technology be a success? Didn't even know it existed Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Own Goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Swansea Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Cardiff 10th Underperformers: Everton 11th Top Goal Scorer: Soldado 21 Break Out Year: Oscar Season to Forget: Wayne Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Laudrup First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse 13 How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: 3rd round, Fa Cup: QF How will we do in the derby games?: Away: 1-1, Home 2-1 Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford, Bolton Championship Relegation: Boro', Barnsley, Bournemouth League One Promotion:Wolves, Sheff Utd, Crawley League One Relegation: Coventry, Gillingham, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Hartlepool, Rochdale, Exeter, Fleetwood League Two Relegation: Portsmouth, Dag & Red FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Everton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Buyern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Finishing 2nd by -5pts Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No max 8 How will Moyes do at Man United? Relatively, threaten to win the league and will do well in the cups, but ultimately will not win a trophy. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Ben Arfa will score directly from a corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City. Runners Up: Chelsea. 3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool. Relegation: Palace, Stoke, Hull. Overachievers: Sunderland. Underperformers: Norwich. Top Goal Scorer: Aguero. Break Out Year: Williams (Palace), Zaha. Think Ashley Westwood will get more national exposure as Villa play further away from the drop. Season to Forget: van Wolfswinkel. PFA Player of the Year: Mata. PFA Young Player of the Year: Luke Shaw. Manager of the Year: Pellegrini. First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes. Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (14). How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in the opening rounds of both. How will we do in the derby games? Home draw, away defeat. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Leeds, Reading. Championship Relegation: Bournemouth, Millwall, Barnsley. FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Arsenal Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United. Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid. Serie A winner: Juve. Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich. Champions League winner: Bayern Munich. Europa League winner: Dunno. World Player of the Year: Messi. Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No. Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 13 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd in the league, semis in the FA Cup. Teething issues. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Hull (18th), Sunderland (19th), Stoke (20th) Overachievers: Cardiff (10th place) Underperformers: Fulham (16th), WBA (17th) Top Goal Scorer: Aguero (21) Break Out Year: Paul Dummett, James Ward-Prowse, Craig Conway, Yannick Bolasie, Ross Barkley Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Rickie Lambert, Ryan Shawcross, Wayne Routledge, Kevin Phillips PFA Player of the Year: Santi Cazorla PFA Young Player of the Year: Matija Nastasic Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (14) How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd round How will we do in the derby games?: Two draws, 1-1 and 2-2 Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Bolton, Leeds Championship Relegation: Derby, Burnley, Huddersfield League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheffield United, Preston League One Relegation: Tranmere, Shrewsbury, Coventry, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Rochdale, Scunthorpe, Bristol Rovers, Chesterfield League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Accrington Stanley FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Villa Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Town Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: AC Milan Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Man U Europa League winner: Anhzi World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, gone by February. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, maximum of 8. How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd place and win the CL, so pretty well Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes but one mistake/issue will call the whole thing into question Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, on Boxing Day. [/b] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Oscar Season to Forget: Jovetic PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: QF, Fa Cup: R5 How will we do in the derby games?: Away: 1-3, Home 2-1 FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Chelsea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Fiorentina World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 12 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Not good Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: (From 18th-20th) Crystal Palace, Stoke, Hull Overachievers: Swansea (Would be in the running for 5th/6th but ultimately end up 7th/8th) Underperformers: Sunderland, Fulham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Gael Bigirimana, Ross Barkley, Oscar, Luke Shaw Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Jonas Gutierrez, Jozy Altidore PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (15) How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup QF, League Cup SF How will we do in the derby games?: 1-1 @ SoS, 3-1 @ SJP FA Cup: Manchester United League Cup: Norwich Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? He will be off on the last day of the season. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? Limp to 4th, do reasonably well in Europe (SF), Nab the FA Cup (beating NUFC along the way). Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, within the first 5 games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Arsenal Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man City, Man United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Fulham, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Rooney (for Chelsea) Break Out Year: Lukaku will do very well again but this time people will notice as it'll be for Chelsea Season to Forget: Fulham PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Zaha Manager of the Year: Wenger (I know I'm putting myself up for ridicule but have an odd feeling they'll have a very good season, this won't last a month) First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (13) How will we do in the cup competitions?: Go out to Brighton in both or something How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both Domestic Championship Promotion: Think QPR will come right back up, Watford will at second asking I think Championship Relegation: Dunno enough to say League One Promotion: Dunno League One Relegation: Dunno League Two Promotion: Dunno League Two Relegation: Dunno, my Morecambe fan mate reckons they're doomed or something though (he always does mind) FA Cup: League Cup: Man United Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Dunno Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Milan Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Dortmund Europa League winner: Swansea World Player of the Year: Neymar Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Yes Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? All the points Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Alright at first, which may not be enough to avoid clamouring for his head Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes but the focus will move onto something else Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Of course not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich, Southampton Underperformers: Us Top Goal Scorer: RVP Break Out Year: Jay Rodriguez, Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Nicklas Helenius, Wilfried Bony, Ross Barkley, Jordan Ibe, Victor Wanyama, Morgan Schneiderlin, Paulinho, Shinji Kagawa (list too long) Season to Forget: Darren Bent, Kolo Toure PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilfried Zaha Manager of the Year: Manuel Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: mid-table, 10th-15th Top Goalscorer?: Hatem Ben Arfa How will we do in the cup competitions?: Terribly How will we do in the derby games?: Points shared Domestic Championship Promotion: Bolton, Reading, Watford Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Huddersfield League One Promotion: Peterborough, Wolves, Preston NE League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Notts County, Walsall League Two Promotion: Chesterfield, Scunthorpe, Cheltenham League Two Relegation: Dagenham & Redbrige, Accrington Stanley, Morecambe FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Arsenal (as if) Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Napoli (Rafa loves it) World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? What if he is our new strikers? Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Well, although slightly disappointing by their standards, needs a season or two etc. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes in terms of decisions but unpopular with droning pundits Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, Bafetimbi to crash one in with his dreads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace. Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: West Brom, Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie Break Out Year: Coutinho, Zaha Season to Forget: Negredo PFA Player of the Year: Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Zaha Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse. How will we do in the cup competitions?: Last 16. How will we do in the derby games?: Two draws. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Wigan, Watford Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley League One Promotion: Wolves, Peterborough, Sheff Utd League One Relegation: Coventry, Carlisle, Shrewsbury, Tranmere FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Liverpool Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich Champions League winner: Bayern Münich Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Messi or Cleverley Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No. Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? I really hope not, no. How will Moyes do at Man United? He'll do a very good job, but Man City and Chelsea will be too strong this season, as it stands. Will the new goal line technology be a success? I have no idea. Hit and miss. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? It's been done in pre-season so it'll happen again. Against Chelsea at SJP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Spurs, Man U, Arsenal, Swansea Relegation: Hull Crystal Palace and Fulham Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Soldado Break Out Year: Soldado, Paulinho, Coutinho Season to Forget: RVP PFA Player of the Year: Bale PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Laudrup First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 15th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: lose around the 4th round to a decent championship team How will we do in the derby games?: 1 point out of 6. Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Watford, Reading Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster Millwall League One Promotion:Sheffield United, Wolves, Preston League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Tranmere and one other League Two Promotion: Portsmouth, Plymouth and two others League Two Relegation: Wimbledon and one other. FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Spurs Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Champions league drop out. World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? no Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 13 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? not quite How will Moyes do at Man United? this season, finish 4th and no Silverwear, but will be kept on. Will the new goal line technology be a success? It won't have to be used. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? yes, but only because of a lucky deflection. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Ketsbaia taking his thread being usurped nicely. Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal - Man Utd - Tottenham - Swansea Relegation: Stoke - Cardiff - Hull Overachievers: Norwich and Crystal Palace Underperformers: Man Utd finishing 4th or lower. Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Altidore, Helenius and Zaha Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Gomis if he signs, if not then Cisse. How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round in LC, same in FA. How will we do in the derby games?: Win at home, draw away. Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford and Leeds Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Doncaster and Millwall League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Peterborough and Crawley. League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Carlisle, Tranmere and Coventry. League Two Promotion: Bristol Rovers, Rochdale, Scunthorpe and AFC Wimbledon League Two Relegation: Portsmouth and Morecambe FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich Champions League winner: Bayern Münich Europa League winner: Wigan or Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? - No. Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? - Yes. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? - 13. Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? - No. How will Moyes do at Man United? - Finish 4th, keeps job. Will the new goal line technology be a success? - Should it be used, yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? - Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Tottenham, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palce Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Sunderland Top Goal Scorer: RvP Break Out Year: Marveaux, Barkley Season to Forget: Scott Parker PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere Manager of the Year: Pelegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9 Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Quarterfinal in League Cup, shit in FA How will we do in the derby games?: 4 points, 3 from home FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Liverpool Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Hartlepool Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Napoli Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: Porto World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 12 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes How will Moyes do at Man United? Decent both domestically and in Europe. One cup. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool Relegation: Hull City, Cardiff City, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Newcastle United Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie Break Out Year: Philippe Coutinho Season to Forget: Rickie Lambert PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilfried Zaha Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 15th Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th Round, League Cup QF How will we do in the derby games?: 3 points of 6 Domestic Championship Promotion: Watford, QPR, Middlesbrough Championship Relegation: Yeovil Town, Barnsley, Huddersfield Town FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Liverpool Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Shrewsbury Town Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 20 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes How will Moyes do at Man United? He's no Ferguson. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJR99 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Aresnal, Tottenham, Swansea Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Fulham Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: Suarez Break Out Year: Wilfred Bony Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Bale PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku Manager of the Year: Mou First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: LC - 4th round loss to Man City, FA - 5th round loss to West Brom How will we do in the derby games?: Away - Draw Home - Win Domestic Championship Promotion: QPR, Blackpool, Leicester City Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Millwall, Yeovil FA Cup: Manchester City League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wimbledon Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Manchester United World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? They won't win. Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes. How will Moyes do at Man United? Solid first season, pressure put on after falling out at the group stages of the CL. RVP will carry them to the EL. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, until it costs Liverpool a win against Everton and they petition for its removal. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, week 5 vs Hull Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Sunderland, West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie Break Out Year: Paulinho, Bony Season to Forget:Altidore, Wenger First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd rounds Domestic Championship Promotion: Reading, Watford, QPR Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Millwall League One Promotion: Brentford, Wolves, Peterborough League One Relegation: Coventry, Carlisle, Colchester FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Spurs Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, probably gone by January Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Yes, 7 years more How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 6 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? RVP will drag him through the year Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes v West Ham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Cardiff Underperformers: West Brom, West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie Break Out Year: Mirallas, Barkley, De Bruyne, Sturridge, several Villa youngsters Season to Forget: Allardyce, Ferdinand, Negredo First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round LC, QF FA Cup Domestic Championship Promotion: Reading, Watford, Wigan Championship Relegation: Millwall, Huddersfield, Doncaster League One Promotion: Brentford, P'boro, Wolves League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Tranmere, Coventry FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Spurs Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? With bells and whistles How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Not as badly as people are predicting, but arsey Man Utd fans/media wankers will criticise. FA Cup glory seen as insufficient. Knocked out in last 16 of CL Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Still controversy, but ultimately more accurate decisions will appease people. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes. Several, in fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke Overachievers: Southampton Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Suarez Break Out Year: Kagawa Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Suarez PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Bent if he comes How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd How will we do in the derby games?:Win one, lose one Domestic Championship Promotion: Watford, Forest, QPR Championship Relegation: Milwall, Doncaster, Boro League One Promotion: Brentford, Sheffield United, Wolves League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Port Vale League Two Promotion: Oxford, Scunny, Southend League Two Relegation:Mansfield, Fleetwood, York FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Tottenham Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Dortmund Europa League winner: Porto World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Yes if he doesn't come to us Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 15 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? 4th. FA Cup win will keep him in a job Will the new goal line technology be a success? Waste of Money Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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